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By InstantHardOn - 08/11/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
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MwahFMLS 6

Grab her boob and sing nyan cat? Meowmeowmeowmeow

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Obviously she's trying to get other people to notice because she secretly wants to start a public orgy.

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USMC0331 0

How do you secretly start something that is public??

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thisisafunnyname 12

usually i just walk into the public and take off my shades and hood then people start taking their clothes off in an attempt to have an orgy with me in it.

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mcbikki 1

This is awesome! I'm totally going to do this to mine.

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ToeJams 0

If she only does it in public then you need to give it to her in public and then she will know what's up!

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armywife0609 4

oh wow that must be embarrassing just find something that embarrass her in public maybe then she will stop

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ilyAngel 0

Mine does the same x3 it's horrible but you'll live now and love it later xD

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Ferretface 13

31- You get 3 boners?

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theonlysweetpea 10

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Psychologists.

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drawmesunshine 17

Scientists. Artists. Curious people in general.

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lajaynay 15

This is actually really funny to imagine. I can understand why it bothers him and yet, I can also understand why she does it. At least she's a fun gf.

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SilentTreatment 7

Tell her it's not cool to tease, If she's not going to please.... -__-

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foolishototo 0

Only if it's fair play

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didthatreallyhap_fml 14

lol i love this fml

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leadman1989 15

You're all a bunch of hypocrites!

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leadman1989 15

Let me try to clarify this. There was an FML not to long ago about the SAME thing public emaressment but everybody called the guy childish and told the op she should leave him all of a sudden the rolls are reversed and public humiliation is JUST FINE. -_- I know these will be thumbed to death but there's nothing I can do about that.

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perdix 29

Roles, not rolls. OK, to show you my consistency, I'll adapt my comment from that previous one to this one: Would you prefer that she grabs it and yells the Tony Montana line, "Say hallo to my leetle fren'!" and sweeps the room with it?

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leadman1989 15

Ugh somewhere deep down inside of me I knew that... thanks I don't know why I'm getting worked up over this it's pretty much ubiquitous at this point. Watch "theamazingatheist - it's only sexist when men do it on" on YouTube.

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drawmesunshine 17

Am I the only one thinking of that one fat bitch on Teen Mom? You know, the one that's with that really nice Mexican guy who she's always yelling at and beating on? I want to strangle that hoe. And Farrah, too. She's just a **** to everyone.

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leadman1989 15

82... Thank you, you're one of my favorite commentors. Your post are either funny or thoughtful, and always well written. Yeah I try and hate on everyone equally. :p

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