Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

by ugadawgs09 / 11/02/2011 at 12:32am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

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  • Try keeping the noise level down next time? At least you weren't rude to your girlfriend and checked your phone.

    #1 - On 11/02/2011 at 7:08am by jackii1313

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  • Now all your friends know too. Well, time to unfriend mom.

    #3 - On 11/02/2011 at 7:10am by Bekll

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