Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
what happened to no strings attached?
meggieh815 0
so.. what did you say??
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meggieh815 0
so.. what did you say??
FYLDeep 26
No one knows what she said, but it sounded like wa-ba-la-eu-ah-uw.
abbyelizabeth 9
I think he deserves an A+ for creativity!
abbyelizabeth 9
26- I honestly wouldn't doubt it these days.
Enslaved 38
That sound she makes, is the reason he proposed to begin with.
KiddNYC1O 22
#23- Refer to #8... Freaking thread jackers, I swear... Carry on, though.
LiveLaughFML 10
hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice?
KiddNYC1O 22
What the hell does that even mean? ^
abbyelizabeth 9
44- When you have an attention span of a small dog, reading that far down is humanly impossible.
rhysfucker 24
At least it wasn't on the penis
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, attention is definitely on your side.
rhysfucker 24
33. Love the Megadeth profile quote
fthislyfe 22
LUCKY YOU!
gymnstemily92 0
Ikr?
LiveLaughFML 10
#50: that was a reference to the song "Marry You" by Bruno Mars(:
KiddNYC1O 22
I know I was just messing.
ducttapewallet 7
Atleast your boyfriends penis isn't too small to put the ring around it...
CrazyManNo9 29
Gotta love a girl with a wonderful sense of humor!
thatclown 4
im pretty sure she said no, otherwise she would have put "fiance" in the FML
molly2moon 0
153 - did you not see her comment 2 posts above?
prince122 0
Hmmm when an op posts a comment the comment is yellow.... I did not know this.
tri1sometime22 0
I know tell me about it lol!!
rawrisforsami 13
Your reply here made this FML sound so much cuter. Ha you don't seem to think "F my life" so much anymore :) Since there have been FMLs sortof similar to this one, do you think maybe he did it to be cute since he knows you read them? Like maybe he read one of those and thought you might recognize the similarity.
Ilikethenamesam 3
It's the thought that counts
laideehawk 6
Lyrics to Bruno Mars song "Marry You".
VorpikeII 17
I53- my dog ha a massive attention Span. She lounges all day when I'm at school.
Angeuh_fml 21
In a couple of years, if things aren't going well you'll remember that you marry a dick :P
morgan020 0
It is deffinently creative. Hope y'all have a wonderful life together :)
YwTwss 0
At least his penis isnt "cute"
McGherkin 0
Congrats OP, you've got a keeper there.
sillygoth243 0
I would have said no...
ky765 0
it sais 0 confirmed out of 0 posted on ur profile, ur a FAKE!!!!
Bobthedrunk 2
He's a champion.
GoneClubbin 9
Thumbs up if you tried to say it outloud
GoneClubbin 9
Thumbs up I you tried to say it
ck11_fml 1
if the ring was around his penis, he would have the poster child pencil dick, unless the chick has incredibly fat fingers
zoPwNAgEzo 21
what happened to no strings attached?
Lanceeden 12
I wonder what ring size you are...hm.
kickazz16 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lol atleast he ******* tried. If he was this unique in proposing it means he really thought it out. I hope you said yes.
evanedwards85 6
number 60 ur stupid
graped112 5
81 ur a ******* ****** for putting that pic for your fml profile....
13FTW 9
#81 when calling one stupid it is often a good idea to spell your words out fully, just an idea though.
kickazz16 15
He's stupid because he can't spell, 'your.' Dumbass.
Lanceeden 12
Actually it should have been 'you're'...
yougotapes 7
Guys you are all pretty!
Lanceeden 12
Uhm thank you..? I did my hair differently today I guess...
Madiluvsyuh98 2
81 i love how youre in a towell...
darknova131 4
Thanks lol
apv0222 0
It's gonna be one hell of a story for the grandkids
private1111 0
Actually 81's "your" was correct. You're means you are. Doesnt make sense there..
cheeelss24 3
Haha nice nice
x_messyjessy_x 0
Um well I guess that's one way of being romantic :) lol
abbyelizabeth 9
Or totally not romantic at all...
RoseIsMe 0
... Munch munch munch chew chew chew. And SWALLOW!! That's probably what was also in the proposal...
indielove 13
That's one hell of a story to tell your family.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Its the OP!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^
lexi_8588 0
it isnt the op her page thingy says 0 posted out of 0
akayc32 0
Calm down, 168..
False_Stupidity 42
148- but what we all want to know is.. Did you say yes?
screamo_neve 12
Haha :D
FaustXIII 0
Now when he bitches out and his friends say you've got his nuts in your purse, you can go "Nope, I've got them on a string."
missyummyishot 3
Haha, romantic.
Frijolero_92 1
At least it wasn't in public, or at least I'm assuming so
lolololer 8
well its definately original :)
yusheng029 3
I hope you hung on in there and made it through the proposal
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
What was the string for? You just have to use your mouth to get it! :D
BB_ava 0
Does a ring fit around your penis?
zbajis 7
What size ring are we talking about?
boxter57 3
Did he put the ring on you?
KiddNYC1O 22
+100 for creativity.
imcutefml 0
Im gunna do this when im older xD
Iknoweverything 29
If it offends you, you could always try shoving the ring on his junk. (Unless you have freakishly huge fingers, then this probably won't work.) Although you could just say no and tell him he needs to find something more romantic. (I personally prefer the latter)
llamalpaca382 13
I like your picture :D
elk21dbm 18
WTF???
BrownSugar_fml 5
Well, to be fair, posting it on FML sends the message that you didn't like it. So these sort of responses are expected. Note that it's written as a conditional, so it only applies "if it offends you." But congratulations on your engagement.
nativepimp 1
Well this is awkward, ops dont usually post... Congratulations on the engagement though :)
SteveTheJanitor 6
well that seems, um, nice
Zero22120 12
#111 you took the words right out of my mouth.... Edit: this was for the comment above. Idk why it posted here sorry!