Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML
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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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dolphincheddar 10
It's not hard to hide ****. And he's obviously a veteran
HolyHandGrenade 4
YDI for hiding your **** in the folder named "not ****".
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dolphincheddar 10
It's not hard to hide ****. And he's obviously a veteran
genesisnirvana 11
OP should obviously ask his dad for tips.
shybear15 0
Yesterday I was about to play my brothers xbox and his **** came on >:P
AaronTkr 0
wow, ****. you're all disgusting.
CompettiveCheer 0
A lot of guys watch ****... it's natural...
Brool_Story_Co 17
Yah we are all disgusting for watching ****, at least none of us jack off to Friday by Rebecca Black while trying to force one of perdix's 3 foot *****'s up our ass. You, my friend, are one disgusting mother ******
Jacobt24 19
OP, the desktop is not exactly the best place to hide it
jayalexander 7
I don't watch ****... I make it, just without the cameras...
CattyPurry 0
why don't you both put all of your **** together and do some father-bonding time? you could get the conversation started by asking for good hiding spots (:
HolyHandGrenade 4
YDI for hiding your **** in the folder named "not ****".
eminemchick 19
30 cool story bro.
TeeHee124 0
Yeah 31. Ew. Looking at ****. So icky. Obviously you've never done it your life, only the pervs do. Dumbass.
AaronTkr 0
of course. i'd bet my life that the people who thumbed me down are **** addicts who spend a quarter of their day locked in their room fapping to some guy ******* a ***** awkwardly.
raydaly 5
I'm what you call a **** hunter I don't watch ppl pay me to find on kids husbands ect pc's it is impossible to delete it it can allwase be UN deleted !!
krazy_glu3 0
Naahh just check under his 'filed taxes' tab.... It'll be in there
JustHello123 1
So true why hide it, everyone at least watches it once in there life.
nickmeier1 4
You're dad kind of scares me...
iluvhobos 5
Why download in the first place? There's so much you don't need to download, and therefore would not have to hide on your computer.
aPieceOfFruit 16
ever bribe the owner to not tell....... i would :D
Tommananaze6T9 4
well duh he obviously has more expierience
schpanki 11
I might have missed something, but who "hides" ****? Dont you use the internet to just browse and stream? No need to hide, no need to get busted by your dad... Again.
imosim 0
96 and 128 almost every site you visit saves into your computer and deleting your history doesn't really delete everything, but i doubt someone would go into that much effort to find the files (unless they know where to look)
vbabyL 0
you took that too far bro.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
75 - kinda just made yourself a perfect 10 on the hotness scale.... its ok tho before you were a 9.9/10 ;)
88yasha 7
Hey! Wanna talk?
88yasha 7
136 - 110% agree with you!
Sk8rboi17 13
Hide it in the recylcling bin
KiddNYC1O 20
82- What the ****? You're 14. I hope you're kidding.
plank08 3
u are a dumb ****
zinoxity 23
81 - I'd make a porno with you. ;) On Topic: The best place to put it is on a thumb-drive where you can keep that with you at all tines.
KiddNYC1O 20
147- I'd slap your English professor if I were you.
SuperPineApple 0
Like father like son
tweetypie 18
Most Internet browsers have private browsing
iluvboobies 9
Awww, father & son bonding time.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
As far as how young you are to watch ****, my 10 yr old cousin told me I'd be a great **** star. She's also a girl.
Eaglestrike117 29
YDI for downloading **** lol idiot. Just watch it online. No need to download.
moojugs 6
146 - It's not like she's having unprotected sex and getting preggo, so stfu and gtfo.
sarabraun8 7
erase history. but not so much that it looks like you haven't been on in two years
sema_fml 0
my dad knows i watch ****, any dad should know that.
icefshng8 9
136- I agree and 81 aswell :)) 146- u stupid bro. No age limit. 150- I totally agree ;)
iPoopMusic 0
www.pornhub.com
wordoron 1
204-so I take it that u will let ur 8 year old boy/girl, if u ever have one that is, watch **** like there's no tomorrow? if u do then u my friend will be a ****** parent and if you don't, then STFU u ******* hypocrite
JustHello123 1
haha yes more;)
zzzjakezzz 0
u look hot
zzzjakezzz 0
txt or call me 424 213 6470
JuggaletteKlown 0
215, what's wrong with ****? It's not like kids have anything better to do. I'd let my kids watch ****. Who gives a fuhk? And to be honest, I'm pretty sure my kid would agree I wouldn't be a "fuhked up parent" but an amazing one because I wouldn't act as if something like watching **** was a big deal.
Imgonnahaveabf 9
225: Poor kids you must have, if they have a parent who goes by "juggalet clown".
toastyjustice 5
you better hope that she isn't 15 like what her profile says O.o
icefshng8 9
215- I would let my 8 yr old son watch ****. No kid will watch **** unless they are mature enough. It's either icky or hot- there is no in-between- If he was mature enough, it would be fine with me! I know it would make him cool around his friends!
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Juggalette.* DAMN TYPO'S.
icefshng8 9
Just hello- I like ur new picture;) hott
Imgonnahaveabf 9
& 224, you are a very smart person for giving out your phone number on an open website. JS, you are going to need to change your number soon.
gmc_blossom 21
There is no age limit to looking up ****. It's a fun thing to do when your alone and bored, at any age. I'm pretty sure we all have a few times or more. It's nothing to be ashamed about. :)
Imgonnahaveabf 9
184: youzz b a tr@$hy ho3 ,, With, sucky parents of course. 14 years old, & already an attention *****/future sex offender magnet.. Smfh. Sorry for the repeated comments, guys, but most of you make me wanna have a bf.
zachherbert 10
I hide mine on a flashdrive. I also use this flashdrive for family pictures and school essays. my ****, family, school trinity on one flashdrive
Imgonnahaveabf 9
216: starting your kids off desprate I see. 54: tell it again;)
Imgonnahaveabf 9
229, when your 8 year old kid grows up, make note of where he lives. I don't want a pedofile in my neighborhood. And, you don't do things to make you look cool. Your obviously too young to understand if thats what you think, disposable douchebag.
Imgonnahaveabf 9
184: youzz b a tr@$hy ho3 ,, With, sucky parents of course. 14 years old, & already an attention *****/future sex offender magnet.. Smfh. Sorry for the repeated comments, guys, but most of you make me wanna have a bf. And yes, I said it because my other comment got moderated. You guys make me soo freakin' pissed.
preetaleet 9
People watch ****. If you can't handle that fact.....well then sucks for you =P
aFatFuck 0
184 - Just a bit suprising that a 14 year old girl is a regular in the **** watching, bet hey, to each his own. 229 - I think it's funny how all these kids say "oh I'd let my children watch **** anytime!" No you wouldn't, you just wish that's how your parents were. I don't even have kids but I'm smart enough to realize that we won't be the version parents that we promised ourselves we would be at the age of 10. -- Why not watch **** on a free streaming website? And yes everything you do on your computer is tracked, you would have to restore your computer to wipe everything off it. But streaming **** will definitely get you caught less than downloading big files.
anorexicbarbie 8
I agree with 146... I know I'm late but why are people hitting on a 14 year old girl? That's not right.
bogsaget76 0
Your my hero
bogsaget76 0
80 is
ferndo33 9
I love you! 80
icefshng8 9
257- idk what kind of parents u had, and I feel bad for you... But my parents know I drink, watch **** etc. They just don't care. We don't talk about it... They just let it be. Ive never even been grounded. Why would i be any different as a parent? its the way i was raised, and its the way ive lived my life. Im happy, I'm smart and i want the same for my kids. So, unless they get into any REAL trouble... I dont care! 260- where is comment 80?
Linux_fml 0
Yes, your immaculate grammar proves your impressive intelligence! Retard.
PAPERCLIPv2 4
So you won't care if your kid's liver is shot but the time he/she's 20 because you want to be a "cool" parent and let your kid do whatever he/she wants? Technically, you have to be 18 to watch ****, but that isn't enforced so it doesn't really matter.
Person1233 12
YDI for hiding it in your system files.
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
OP, you must learn from the master.
daAce77 8
Don't try to pin this on your dad!
KiddNYC1O 20
What does all that have to do with what #2 said?
rattusrattus 18
I zip mine and put it onto my external harddrive with innocent names. I just need to remember which is my pron and which is my coursework backups.
jizzwold 21
I don't understand why people save it at all just stream it.
atthegates 0
Or just stream it...theres a million free sites.
Pg11 0
Why hide it at all? Just put in a folder on the desktop labelled "****". Nobody will look, and if they do they can't get mad at you for having it.
intothecrypt 3
I love OP's name.
scrapmetal58 9
I hide mine in my mind.
duckman9 55
some **** is so good you just have to save it!
zendaddy0 0
I hide it in the recycling bin ..... F#CK
43trauts 14
Has **** collecting among males become a sport or something?
CathyCraaazy 8
AWKWARD! Well you oughta get tips from him - saves you slipping up again y'kain?
DrunkSwagger 2
Why is your picture upside down?
AaronTkr 0
who cares she's cute.
CathyCraaazy 8
Because I cba turning it :) Why do you have no picture at all?
coldsteele152 1
Burn drunk
ryan41297 0
And how is tht a burn?
kenji212 8
Buuuuuurn! Hahaha!
jonn090 13
There are days that you have to just shot up go skinning dipping I mean that's what I do but I watch Barney afterwards
jonn090 13
I love you
p3t3rrrn 0
You love me, we're all one big fml family.
thepandawh0re 2
I don't get it, ur hotter upside down... Just sayin
coldsteele152 1
We are family!!!
flockz 19
amateur.
dolphincheddar 10
So true. Anyone who's watched more than one porno knows how to make sure nobody can find it
Jacobt24 19
This gives iPod touches and iPhones an advantage because hardly anyone else will have it, and you can delete everything in SETTINGS
flockz 19
hello there fellow shlong slapper.
Jacobt24 19
What guy isn't?
flockz 19
good point. but there are very few who are as experienced as us. like op
dolphincheddar 10
I like my sausage extra tender
flockz 19
what are your methods to tenderizing your meat?
imosim 0
Look daddy! No hands!!!
dolphincheddar 10
I use a sledgehammer and sometimes a morning star, it's the ultimate pleasure next to a tazer
aPieceOfFruit 16
@12 who calls it porno?
dolphincheddar 10
I do.
_Oblivion_ 12
Anyone who doesnt like saying **** or pornography, problem?
scrapmetal58 9
Hi, my name is Daniel and I'm addicted to ****.
DrJesse 10
Amateur **** is my favorite :)
Jacobt24 19
155 - acceptance is the 1st step
_Oblivion_ 12
64 say shlong slapper 5 times fast lol
flockz 19
Silly Sally slaps shlongs. see if u can say that 3 times in a row lol
pooyoyo 0
Ignorance is the 2nd >:0
BodenM 6
Most phones can do that, it's called a factory reset.
Reddeaded 5
Hide it better
mgsoloist 14
Hurrdurr...
alipod 11
go to search and write *.jpg and all image files (jpg) only will appear. check his hiding place.
PopRocks14 0
No shit 5..
borntoperform 14
I don't reålly get people who wåtch ****? Is it 'cåuse you can't get åny?
Person1233 12
Who needs **** when you've got IMAGINATION?!
flockz 19
and hands.
CathyCraaazy 8
#6 Judging by the comments you got in reply, I'm going to say yeah :L
epicaussie 6
Dont you just wake up horny sometimes? Well even if you have a partner or fhuk buddy they might not always be in the mood or be free when you are haha and you can't imagine every little dirty detail and sound that's in **** plus its std free lmao **** seems like the perfect solution lol
icefshng8 9
#6 - you down for three times a day? Cause I'll quit... I swear...
jayalexander 7
51- that's just sick.
fatraptorjesus13 9
sorry we can't be as beautiful (can't say that without laughing) as you you have every right to belittle others choices your highness...
cameron194 9
hahahahha awsome response.. and soo ****** true lol
cameron194 9
51***
88yasha 7
Your right, **** rules
pieintheface 0
*Rainbows in the background
ifyouseekamy666 0
Did anyone else feel all twitchy reading this comment since all the a's are weird?
allthatremains25 0
72- I wanna have babies with your comments!
NickyK 25
Someone learned a new alt code.
icefshng8 9
I would like to point out that you missed an å in "can't". FAIL
celticsfan69 0
Haha I like your what your shirt says in your pic
celticsfan69 0
I like what your shirt says in your pic
celticsfan69 0
Hahaha
koe4 0
like oh my god right? shut up scayngk
maz255 10
ooooh 6 you got burned bitch... agreed, not one of my greatest comments, so i ask you, please thumb me down... this is not one of my good days. You see, it all started this morning when my mother woke me up by hitting me with an electrical cord and then
foxman47 3
I totally agree with 38. If you're itching for a fix and there is nobody around to help, then you must take matters into your own hands. ;)
preetaleet 9
People watch ****. If you can't handle that fact.....well then sucks for you =P
hobbsicle805 0
I don't really get people who spell their A's with a stupid little mark on them. Is it cause you can't spell correctly or you want to look cool?
FkMySugar 19
Fantasy, voyeurism, curiosity, convenience, hedonism, diversity... I would guess your sex life is rather vanilla, #6
redneck0328 5
it's called quit being pathetic and get a girlfriend, or boyfriend... idk what you're in to.
johnpaul43 0
nothin wrong with **** bet they do have a bf or gf
jren207 24
Sometimes watching **** helps you to see new things that you could try with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
haydenbro03 4
hey 8, shut the **** up.
Ionodemon1995 0
Lmao 143.
skulskinator 5
O my god I don't know what to say to that
redneck0328 5
O-H
skulskinator 5
Well sorry I offend you
redneck0328 5
Ohio state dude.
chessypie 0
Go wolverens
jonn090 13
This is why I live in New York
hiyourcute 0
Def that he found yours
laplander_fml 0
Def and defo mean definatly?
laplander_fml 0
Doh
laplander_fml 0
Edit=> get a USB key and save your files on it