Intimacy: Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer... - FML

By Alohaporno - 03/08/2011 18:31 - Canada

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Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

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Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

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Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

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Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

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Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

It's not hard to hide ****. And he's obviously a veteran

HolyHandGrenade 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:26

YDI for hiding your **** in the folder named "not ****".

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TheJester12 15

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:14

ydi for saving ****. you should know better.

mgsoloist 14

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:57

Your picture is highly distracting...

bigbisawesome 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:34

187 i agree with u lol

Sweet_Testicles 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:21

Watch together

Kittehx3 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:31

Who saves **** in a folder nowadays. You got youporn, redtube, scene-****, etc...

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:47

Google "true crypt".

uncookedyew 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:47

I put mine in a zip folder called random files and put a password on it

Nyolia 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:58

Instead of downloading just look for sights where you don't have too. Problem solved.

bigbadtim 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:00

Get a USB flash drive.

kaylapple 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:23

hide it better next time!

rezzel 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:30

yup its not enough naming a folder "pron" n puting it in ur system files, get a flash drive and encrypt it

BloodyDraven 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:31

best way to hide **** is to find a trusting free site, and not download any of it and always delete ur history when ur done, lol

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