growlr
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nice!
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
thankzbabe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Anonymous
Rockford, United States
Intricate design
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
FMluck
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
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🌶️ Spicy
Confusing
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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tona01 16
well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while
tateh22 1
tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha
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Comments (213)
KoolKat369 5
a top hot
changesinme 0
if it's big enough to wear over as a hat, bet your future baby would come out as easily as a slide down a water park.
daisyloo 7
Well at least he doesn't think you have teeth in there!
daisyloo 7
Well at least he doesn't think you have teeth in there!
grapisy 8
Fedora ftw.
2ndSucks 15
Or maybe he was checking for teeth when he discovered the hat-like shape. He just has a strange ****** fetish all around.
norskchic 9
no it's definitely a sombrero.
Iamnotmyself 17
Well this reminds me of the time that my girlfriend wore a hat over her crotch, turned out she was a man.
Trupe 3
Or maybe it was a birthday hat. I love triangular vaginas.
bfsd42 20
68, are you like 12 years old?
dolphincheddar 10
I prefer pirate hats and cowboy hats, personally
green_eggs_and_h 0
85- I ******* love triangular vaginas too. Everybody does; don't you? Freak...
Iamnotmyself 17
-86 You can't forget pope type hats.
je_suis_fml 11
Sooo is it safe to conclude that your boyfriend enjoys being intimate with old men in hats... nice hats!?
powderpuffjord13 0
Mmmmm ;)
alex1432 9
maybe it's like the sorting hat in Harry potter
emo0366 0
top hats are ******* epic
ArentICute 0
I prefer sombreros.
yahoowizard 16
So that you can insert your triangula....actually lets not go there
Mr_Saikaly 35
if it is this much big, I feel sorry for your boyfriend since he would feel nothing during sex
tateh22 1
she doesn't wanna look like Abe Lincoln bro hahaha
campana1024 0
i agree with you
monkeystain 0
old peole in top hats are sexy
supersetzer90 3
Gryffindorrrr!!
tona01 16
well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while
juicedboi 7
Don't deprive him of her special Fedora wearing friend. Lives freely amongst the jungle and needs that hat for the occasional sunlight that shrouds over the thick brush that he calls home. Yeah I went too far.. so what.
Molord1 0
I say pics or it's fake ;)
KaptainKronicX 5
48- If a girl's boyfriend is insulting her ******, why on earth would you want to see it? You think the guy did it for kicks?
nite66 21
lol!
Tektite 14
Maybe OP should start doing exercise's to make it look less... "old man wearing a hat"-ish. Nvm I don't know, Your life sucks OP.
lbumbblebee 5
lol There are actually techniques to keeping your ****** young looking ... just saying
pharmbrooke35 0
I told my boyfriend about this FML and he said..":-)ill have to check that next time lol"
shutupemalee 0
a weird description of a vag.
monkeebalz 0
hopefully not one of those furry davy-crocket coon skin hats
samammynanny 0
I don't get how a ****** could look like a person.....
kaykay9080 5
Must be the time f0r a trim~
adamswag9 5
wow molord1...wow
mrsvickybear 9
Me either...
withered 30
#133 I don't think he meant that HER ****** is "weird" or something but I guess that is how he sees them in general. Because let's be honest, genitals aren't the most aesthetic things on the planet.
tateh22 1
tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha
ByteCarter97 0
One bad comment to a mans "area" can cause major trust and emotional problems and will probably lead to a major breakup.
aramross91 7
But its acceptable for a man to make bad comments to women's 'areas'... double standard much? and that's coming from a guy.
whippymcdumb4zs 0
I was gonna go with tic-tac, but that's coo too.
Symmetry88 0
no 79 TIC TAC is over used, and if he has a small Tic tac you're just jealous because he can't freshen your breath ;)
Sarababyyy94 0
symetry88.... hahaha! win! (= that made me laugh!!!
ibitehard 9
But what if it's the exact opposite of a sleeping turtle?
BadMeetsREvil 0
an awake turtle?
jondivey 9
no more like an awake chinchilla or something (hence exact opposite)
nikkilorenz7 5
whaaaaaa? your picture blows my mind.
RiseAlone 5
You dumbass, learn to love a joke for what it is
knight0748 5
tell him that suck face with the old man would turn you on.
Osito2011 9
that is a little weird
atthegates 0
ur vajeen hang like sleeve ov wizard!
tateh22 1
sketchy...
aliadnan708 6
should've made a joke about his penis saying something like it looks like a pencil size small n skinny but yet u still like it
aussie_gemini 5
hats are in at the moment...
Yodaevil 4
I need a hat over my face to rest when I'm in my hammock... so yeah, I'd say there in! :D
aussie_gemini 5
lucky old men aren't in, it would be pretty awkward having one of them sit on your face while kicking back on your hammock
bpell15 5
wait... it's awkward for you to have an old man sit on your face while laying on a hammock? dang. I thought it was normal.
aussie_gemini 5
that's just what the old man who sits on your face wanted you to believe
youprobablydidit 3
Look on the bright side : some folks find old people cute. At least he isnt checking for teeth.
niccipicki 0
hahaha that's what I thought!
glitchedgamer 0
Could have said it looks like a Cloyster.
redrat 5
haha
markusse 0
ydi for having an ugly ******
IndigoFuckYou 9
It's not an ugly ******, it's just unique! I bet YOUR ****** doesn't have a hat! *indignant sniffle*
softball1432 0
as if she could plan out what she looked like.. I'm sure your ****** isn't the best looking one either..
markusse 0
I'm a guy geniuses, did you Think a Girl would be so insensitive? If you girls Can judge us men om our penis size, we Can judge your vags...;)
stinewd 9
we don't judge men because of what their penis looks like, we judge penises by the men it belongs to. if it's love, it doesn't matter what size or shape, but if the man is an asshole, well, then we make insulting comments on their precious little area:)
djlolo1129 0
I bet ur uglier jk jk but really don't be mean
makeitreeeal 0
good point. LOL.
chimcharx3 15
I'm sure he doesn't even have a penis. only dick he has is his personality, probably why he has the "I haven't got laid" attitude ;o
itsgen 16
I think all vaginas are ugly there just ugh I don't care if guys think there good looking to me there all ugly
iLoveBoobies21 0
9- ydi for having a lame ass comment.
wikkedphuka 0
i knew u were a guy becuz ur comment reaked of azzhole so yep women are nit azzez as u r .... sir lol see polite
mrsvickybear 9
dick head maybe her bf's just an ass
BaconDave 12
How would that work?
BaconDave 12
Oh, wait I see it now. *Barfs on phone*