makeitreeeal

It's complicated

annoyed 10 February 2009, 03:59 United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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Jessie 25 December 2010, 13:38 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Automaton

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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