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Nice!

By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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tona01 16

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while

tateh22 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:55

tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha

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nickyz85 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:11

was it a leather hat your screwed if its not

ceepevoy 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:24

well there you go, it the bad was countered with some good :)

dansco 24

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:36

Oh yeah coz genitals are so great looking! A hole and a pole lol

LOLurlifesuks_fml 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:47

HOW IS THT POSSIBLE!

benniful 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:51

HEY. it was a nice hat ! >:C ;)

XeloX 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 8:44

Tell him his penis looks like a midget, a nice one though.

_IHeartMusic_ 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 8:59

Lmfao xD

Cadaver17 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:04

Hey, it could be an ugly hat like other people have. At least he said your is nice.

campana1024 0

Friday 22 July 2011 4:45

that was retarded

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:31

More like a gaping ax wound.

diggs010 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:45

your ****** has great taste in hats.

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