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By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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tona01 16

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while

tateh22 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:55

tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha

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Inspired22 11

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:05

Hahaha....well, in my opinion, no penis or ****** isn't weird looking. They all look strange. I haven't ever completely understood the idea of a "pretty ******" or "beautiful penis."

PapSmearNinja 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:20

LMFAO..imagine that!!!

jonh_215 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:34

I suppose its better than looking like you're smuggling an arby's sandwich...

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:17

hey - at least it's not a crappy old ugly floppy hat that looks like old roast beef! it's a "nice" hat!

xela96 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:34

loose much?

smokey4000 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:53

bahahahagab

AmethystRain 20

Friday 22 July 2011 0:15

At least he didn't say it looked like an old man with his tongue hanging out.

heatherlenay2007 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:29

yeah my husband tells me that my ****** looks like a sad old man all the time...

bubo_fml 10

Friday 22 July 2011 4:21

Get some payback...Tell him his dick looks like a pencil...(Then, give me a call, baby!)

campana1024 0

Friday 22 July 2011 4:44

maybe u should fix that then

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