CaoiiBieber
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Nick
United States
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
8sq
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
Anonymous
Suwanee, United States
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Anonymous
Benson, United States
Crunchy
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
knife knife
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dalkeith, United Kingdom
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
M2thaM
United States
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Anonymous
Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML
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JayBear14 11
how does that work?
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
i had trouble clicking this...
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Comments (313)
JayBear14 11
how does that work?
cessily 8
it must have tasted good
Iamnotmyself 17
-10 depends what was on the end of the fork
sirbrainiac 2
fork you.
dolphincheddar 10
I'm sure it was an accident. you were just practicing for your boyfriends prosthetic genitalia.
ImNotAHomosexual 3
Jay Bear, Why don't you come over and I'll show you.;) But I don't have a fork. Hope that's alright.
ImNotAHomosexual 3
Jay Bear, Why don't you come over and I'll show you.;) But I don't have a fork. Hope that's alright.
futtbuck101 1
Damn she must be good.
JoeTheMan12 0
insert dirty joke here "______________"
ImNotAHomosexual 3
**** this double posting bullshit. Mother ******.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
i had trouble clicking this...
Jake_2013 0
OP should be used to deep-throating items. her last name is Beiber.
ScaughtieHolden 11
"Accidentally"
ImmortalKratos 0
old habits die hard I guess. have you gotten rid of your gag reflex op?
2ndSucks 15
Practicing with forks just isn't practical, op. Try using a 3 musketeers bar. Or gogurt for the full effect.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
65- Thats what I do!:D
2ndSucks 15
Yum yum yum.
mycookiezz 0
you must live in soviet Russia... if you get that joke, kudos
urdirtyolduncle 15
Practice makes perfect.
tacocannon99 5
this must be gayboii again...
Keyman1212 14
Well, if it wasn't an accident, then hopefully it works according to plan (;
man_in_black08 28
bahahahahahahahahaha WIN ^^
StudMuffinette 17
op must've been pretty damn hungry
JayBear14 11
24, you are creepy.
ImNotAHomosexual 3
Nah girl, we're the same age. It's not creepy at all..... Nah you're right it's pretty creepy.
JoeTheMan12 0
I'm on iPhone and I find it very difficult to click on this FML?
seanders 10
YDI it for making this hard to select on my iPhone.
rockindyl22 0
That's what happens when you blow the tin man!
JayBear14 11
okay the comment you made was creepy, but funny ill give you that
wordnerd42 0
51, 118, 119, etc. Stop whining. Concisely effed lives are the best. You're just jealous of pro clickers who get it first try, like me.
dolphincheddar 10
jaybear. I'm just going to say that posting pictures of you in a bikini on a public site where most people remain anonymous is basically asking for the more perverted users to send you a message or creep on you.. id recommend not using it. but your choice.
JayBear14 11
oh boy, im really sorry about that, honest i thought i had changed it, i apologize..
FMLidiot 12
OP, you're doing this totally wrong. Gayboii mastered the art of deep throat already. Try a pen next time. You fail.
ambeeelove 0
oh wow
ImNotAHomosexual 3
Well I'm not afraid of not being anonymous. So I'll give you guys my name, address, real DOB, Social Security Number, Drivers License, STDs, and my paychecks. And not being In a bikini won't effect what I say. If I find someone attractive I make it very well known.
MikeHuntIsTight 0
29. who said it was a girl...
MOSESRAISIN 0
wow i thought i was the only one
futtbuck101 1
139 her name has bieber in it.
chili10 18
if that kind of joke didn't work the first 50 times, it's not gonna work for you.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Did someone say Justin Beiber?! OMG! *Screams like a little girl*
cocobulla1 4
lmaooooooo same!
proxxX069069 7
but biebers balls didn't drop yet?
Soloman212 28
"Today, I accidentally my whole fork. FML." Fixed.
Tommananaze6T9 4
its supposed to be a penis not a fork
lmfaoooooooooo 4
when you apply for a job be sure to mention that where it asks what your good at... you'll get the job for sure.
glenzhao2 16
Forked in the mouth...
daminantion 14
91- says the dude with a Justin bieber haircut, lulz
Acaprice14 9
lmao me too
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Exweese me?? Oh no you didn't. Honestly, I hate Justin Bieber but I LIKE his haircut. That's actually the new style. Getcho' $h¡T str8. Duhh.
kateland10 0
I don't even...
Fruitmonster2 15
I get it, but still explain. :3
missIrene 6
1- my thoughts exactly 83- there is no such thing as perfect
TheSchizoPsycho 5
******* retard^
JayBear14 11
how does that work?
musiclexii124 0
How…?
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
on a first date? Shame on you!
beefbus7 0
tthis is probs a lie on the show untold stories of the er a bulimic girl deep throated one and choked to death...
feralphoenix 4
a whole new level of kinky.
cjc0690 0
practice makes perfect
wolflover44 5
I have no gag reflex... Guess OP is trying to get rid of hers too. Lol!
xxsarahfxx 6
that's hot.
hoodasswhitekid 0
swallow?
yummayy_ 11
How was it? ;)
daBeast155 0
she'll make a very food wife someday
wordnerd42 0
4 - it was yummayy_
partyfool2011 4
it was forking terrible!!
Eggers 2
the above comments are full of fail.
JesusFishTaco 5
The make-up sex was amazing.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I heard it's a sensational feeling! (:
Babalu722 3
practice makes perfect.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
probably yummaay lol
15bthwreatt 2
just like you 177!!!!!
partyfool2011 4
177- what? too spoon?
NoisyButters 7
That face makeup is sick! :D
maffy4ever 8
Hmm...
Mpsteve13 7
yay for puns about deep throating shit
redbluegreen 41
What an image.
Eiregal 7
ah dude! not a nice image!
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
someone likes things in their through
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
I assume you were trying to spell throat, in that case, you should not be allowed on the internet...
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
I misspelled throat and my spellcheck replaced it with through, nice being an asshole
gingerftw 0
it's dicks like captain_obvious that shouldn't be aloud to post things on the Internet
thrAsHeRr9081 16
allowed*
victimization 0
hes an asshole because you cant read what you type?
chester75 5
*he's * can't
howslife123 0
that'd be a ... forky... situation!!!
stuart169 3
Nice, nice...
grapisy 8
Well played 7, well played.
deekiin 0
just off topic here... both of u r hot :)
iloveWAR 0
I think you were trying too hard.
FelixVC1 21
Need to spoon? ;)
chaoticnh 0
it's all about the sporking
goaliemkl123 8
how could you people put negative votes on that?!?! I enjoyed that joke
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
157- agreed^