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Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 10:43am - intimacy - by - United States (Texas)

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Who said your neighbor was Jiraya???

#1 - On 06/16/2011 at 12:53pm by dixieboo

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why would he leave something like that in his yard. weirdo.

#3 - On 06/16/2011 at 12:54pm by nmsm

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