Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s chat with his best friend and saw porn videos. We've been together for four years and I have never seen him send me any porn videos like that. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
BigKatt 1
What website?
Epilepsy_fml 0
Well let's just hope you get hecka famous and rich!!!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (347)
Epilepsy_fml 0
Well let's just hope you get hecka famous and rich!!!!
natirixoxo 0
ydi
flockz 20
boyfriend has the right idea.
Mrrevorp 0
oh yeaaaaaa. haha if you're hot enough pull be able to sleep knowing thousands of men are spanking it to videos of you at this very moment!
Ronnie_loves_you 11
I'm kinda wondering how she found out..
Mrrevorp 0
^^ went through his history? you know how nosy potential **** stars can be
cmfh88 0
what's the name of the site??......
Ronnie_loves_you 11
Eh. I assumed she was looking through some websites for some umm entertainment and ended up watching herself.
Mrrevorp 0
it'd be funny if seeing herself didn't stop her. funny and egotistical lmao
fthislyfe 22
well, all she can do now is to make him share the money with her...nice username btw
rawrlily 0
Might wanna come up with a new alibi. **** stars gotta have fake names you know what I'm sayin'? *wink wink nudge nudge*
herrobear 0
Believe it or not, that's where most "personal" videos and pictures end up. Stop sending girls. Crap.
chuymac 3
I like hella better then hecka . just saying
seanders 10
Well if you ever post some 46 let us know.:p
whybother8 0
howmuch did he charge?
aknnja 0
what website I wanna see
poy2x 0
wat website is this?
FunnyGuy5051 7
well creepers going to creep
EvilPotato 15
hey now a penny earned is a penny saved.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
Haha no thanks 115.
bishoprsv2 0
pics or it didn't happen
josh5634 0
152, not trying to creep but I live in Dallas too.
Dreamkiller51 5
are you on Pornhub.com??
kevinGA 5
wow
maz255 10
175 shes like five years older than you buddeh... aim lower
a_nutritionist 10
@103 MOST personal videos? sure, whatever you say...its definitely the majority of them that end up on **** sites...not the minority or anything. thats why sex tapes are so uncommon in relationships these days, right? otherwise it stands to reason there would be billions of them online... "ive seen some home made **** online, therefore, ALL HOME MADE **** ENDS UP ONLINE" *facepalm*
sparky04 4
just wanted to say...your very beautiful
WiderWille 11
Thanks 222 :)
mrwelsh3 0
I agree I would love to see 46 she's beautiful lol
Veraymix 6
Time to ask for the majority of the profits. Of course, he should get some, since he made you the account in the first place. Congratulations, you have a new career set out for you.
Mrrevorp 0
46, not even gon lie, you are pretty hot haha
Ronnie_loves_you 11
You pigs do realize this isn't a place to get girls right?
lolwtfdidiread 0
X.x
Epilepsy_fml 0
Hey Ronnielovesyou you do realize that we don't care. Sexual harassment is fun. So get your sweet little ass in front of a camera and hit me with a sext?
hook_em 0
haha 271 don't sweat it. they wonder why nerdy guys get gorgeous girls and it's because us normal guys for the vast majority of the population do not know how to treat girls the right way.
SadinSherman 16
I seriously doubt he is giving her the money.
TheSailorMan 0
@Ronnie_loves_you - this is the internet. Unfortunately, that means guys are going to be creeping because they know they're safe and can do that without having to worry about consequences. Especially to one with your beauty, and in this type of topic. No, I'm not creeping, I got me a gorgeous gal I'm crazy about already. Just stating facts :)
Ronnie_loves_you 11
Amen to that 283!
jondivey 9
dicks get hot girls, dont even kid yourself
Ronnie_loves_you 11
No dick is getting me.
maz255 10
298 no mam, no dick is going to get you..in front of a camera
hook_em 0
ok 293 let's ask 298. would you 298 rather go by 293s thing or go by someone that can provide with things like going to anesthesiology school and having a farm beside the lake to build a house on?
Ronnie_loves_you 11
The second one?
hook_em 0
thanks point proven
browntiga 0
isnt this sort of saying something and doing the opposite :)?
robbilee 14
omg! genius! exploiting women for personal gain!? we must tell other men of this new and creative idea....
texaschick1998 0
jerk.
BigKatt 1
What website?
Epilepsy_fml 0
www.pornhub.com/search/big-booty-bitches.HTML Well, that's my best guess. That's all I need. A nice round ass.
theaws0m3guy 4
What'd you say?
HugoBosss_fml 0
He's quite the little businessman.
orangeduck 6
Pornhub
mozeltov 7
pics or it didn't happen
jess6blondie9 3
No, they weren't pictures, they were videos.
EatnBeef 7
the comment with the most thumbs up is gay
Fx13mz 7
Just Google "dumb girl pleases herself on webcam for rich boyfriend" and I'm sure it'll come up.
Mrrevorp 0
oh that video! yea I have it saved on my laptop lol
texaslonghorn 0
URL link or it didn't happen.
cold_heat1321321 4
hehehe 69 thumbs up
JennaMarie420 2
I want to give it a thumbs up but I dont want to make it 70..so thumbs up
CateXOX 0
71- So I guess you're about to have the straightest comment ever.
spearhead 5
if you find out I want the name of the video so I can see it and go HAH that was on FML! lol
BraBrando 0
That's not all you'll be doing 172 haha
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
youjizz.com
lifeguardd 0
OP if ur under 18 u can sue the **** site and ur bf. i think u can sue the **** site for using it without ur permission even if ur over 18 #getmillionbucks. doo it pleasee. i wanna see u get rich and ur bf goes to jail. he used you. u like bein used? if i were ur bestfriens ill make sure he will wear braces for his jaws after i **** him up.
fml88221 0
what does OP mean???
ADeadKiwi 0
original poster
Cereal_Is_Good 5
317- Actually, if OP is under 18, they can technically be charged with distributing child ****. So suing could be a bad idea.
johnny32 2
Lol I wanna no to
scapachini1 10
more like: what's op's name
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
For research purposes
Zero22120 12
I'd straighten him out so fast!
volley4eva1698 0
make some mooooolllaaa
iAmScrubs 19
"straighten him out"
iAmScrubs 19
"straighten him out"
rockindyl22 0
65 FTW!
iAmScrubs 19
sorry about my double comment. I feel like an eggplant.
YacL 15
Eggplants are tasty, so don't feel bad.
buzzlawncare 0
why is this thumbed down? the ambiguity is priceless.
macrosoft 3
well seeing as he has e girlfriend, gets dirty videos from her, and sells them. I'd say he's pretty straight.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Maybe one day you'll become an Internet sensation.
jessesaurus 0
not really a sensation the guy seems to want his moneys worth back off her
mruizk9 7
ur freaking sexy missbunnywilleat
Thanatos1206 0
Not as sexy as you, mruizk9!
quinnjamin10 2
MissBunnys, you are legit!! read your profile lolol!(:
EvilPotato 15
for the 1millionth time FML is not a dating site. unless your a desperate hobo.
YacL 15
All right! New pick up lines, this is sure to pick up the ladies. I feel the need to add that the above statement would be printed in sarcastic font if there was any.
alexg823 0
Lol, hoboes don't have the interwebs!
love4shitting 0
so freakin hot
durtysanch 0
Ur a ****
lulututu 4
she has a big forehead.. :)
jess6blondie9 3
She didn't ask for your opinion of her forehead, so stop being a jealous bitch because everyone's showing her the attention and not you.
lulututu 4
Guys come on now, her forehead is freakin huge. Not hot at alll, :)
TwatRot69 0
Actually she is pretty hot. And honey, I hate to break it to you, but while your commenting about how huge her forehead is, you might need to look again at your picture. Your whole face is huge. Down to your nose, lips, head. Must I go on? Stop being a ****.
MrBigMeat_fml 0
I agree with 147
wtfitsxash 3
nothing was said, or implying that FML is ...
TheSailorMan 0
she's already gathering an FML audience, so maybe...
Hopsin_fml 0
Upload the videos to Spankwire.com. Make this man and other men (and/or women) happy. :)
iluvnba 0
for old perveted men
IscoreOnU 19
Only if they were good videos. OP were they any good?
kenny2008 0
sucks for you
kendallhi 9
not entirely…
instnt1nfction 17
we got us a new kardashian
friedchickenpie 14
And you know how she found out: She was on Pornhub, looks for the new collection of female **** and... "Oohhhhh... This one is a hottie... WAIT WHAT THE ****?"
incognitologik 0
well hope you had fun at least lol
Jboy1218 0
maybe you'll get on tosh?
thePr3da1i3nrulz 4
What channels that on?
Jboy1218 0
comedy central
puffydude1 0
It really only sucks if he doesn't share the profits.
BigOrca 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I can't get my wife to do that. But if you are ok with him doing it make your own video and make tons of money.