Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML
by prinzess / 12/09/2010 at 9:20am / Germany (Bayern) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Tell her that's fine, in a few years you'll trade her in for a newer and younger one anyway.
#9 - On 12/09/2010 at 1:04pm by knight0748
See in context
At least you have her now! ....yay!
#1 - On 12/09/2010 at 12:57pm by fatfatgoeshome
7596512 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA