Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML
by Username / 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm / United States / Intimacy
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Well, he's right.
Get a bigger house so the back and front doors aren't so close together.
Or you could have sex in the dark, then he'll never know.
#2 - On 12/01/2010 at 4:19pm by RedPillSucks
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I see his point. He probably doesn't want to have to look at your vag at all when he's going down on your asshole.
#10 - On 12/01/2010 at 4:28pm by FYLDeep
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