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  KaintukeeBob  |  13

@150: a penis is located in roughly the same spot as a vagina, and when a woman goes down on a man, her head (if she goes the full length) ends up in roughly the same location.

Also, when a guy sits down, his sack tends to end up pretty close to his asshole, too. So there's a point I hadn't thought of before.

And you missed my implied slight towards the alleged boyfriend: my comment was implying that his dick is small enough that ANY BJ would involve the whole length, no deep-throating required.

By  gnomycampbell  |  0

darn, wish i could click both because
a) if your bf doesnt go down on you your life sucks
b) you kinda deserve it for not talking about it sooner! this is the kinda stuff that should have come up in the first week of boning.
but then
c) your life sucks again because it seems like he doesnt even wanna consider it. but who knows.
in any case. something must be done. but the most important thing no matter WHAT: hygiene.

  DjeePee  |  24

(pssh, you CAN click on both)

OP, think positive, chances are small that he ever wants to stick his penis in your butt. Or is that negative... anyways, your life sucks. Because he didn't give a valid reason, I would stop giving blowjobs reasoned by...his hair that creeps you out. Or something like that.

  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

5, you can click

This reminds me of how I was always self conscious about doing 69 cause I didn't like the fact of the back door being even closer to his face lol

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

#5 Wow, you're obviously a virgin.

Fyi, you might want to know that ALL women have the back door closer to the front than men do. The boyfriend is a moron who's not yet used to female anatomy. He doesn't realize that it's normal and that it's like that on all females, because he's too used to where HIS own backdoor is, much farther back.
And you seem to be in the same bandwagon with him...

If the placement of the female anus bothers the boyfriend so much, he should consider sex with a guy, then he'll have the anus right in the same spot as on himself! lol

  tati3092  |  1

um ur retarded haha all girls back doors are closer tithe front than guys!!! guys and girls are not the same haha stupid and I think this girls bf should just suck it up and do it or he ain't getin any more bj"s haha lame

  kofinater  |  3

lol# 42 31 posted fml's not one confirmed.

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

Anyone who's a virgin and has no idea of female anatomy whatsoever, yes.

You might want to look at some pics of naked people, if you are not aware that the anus is not placed on the exact same spot on men and women... The boyfriend is fail in anatomy, which is why he made that comment.

  alexFYL  |  11

Actually the anus is pretty much in the same spot, but the male genitalia is placed on the front whereas female genitalia are down below. If you superimposed male junk on a woman, the penis would be approximately where the mons pubis is.


I'm sorry maybe I misinterpreted the FML because the bf said it was too close. Now I get that he was just ignorant and the girl was normal. For some reason I assumed something was wrong with the OP.
And no I don't want look at pictures of naked people, I think I get the idea. No need to pounce on people and call them ignorant virgins, btw what does sex have to do with knowing where the anus is located on a female body??? Next time please refrain from being a jerk

  RedPillSucks  |  31

With all due respect, Illblowyourmind, it allows you to avoid surprise butt sex.
You don't want some guy randomly jabbing into the wrong hole because his knowledge of female anatomy was off. Unless, of course you are actually into anal.