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Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML


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On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

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why the hell would you moan back?! IDIOT I hope they tell everyone you know what a moron you are. Especially since it looks like YOU WERE ALONE! YDI

#8 - On 09/06/2010 at 5:34pm by ChaPStikkWhoRe

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were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way

#9 - On 09/06/2010 at 5:35pm by BJTrock

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