Embarrassing, Theater and Health: Theater kid

Theater kid

By juliet - 06/04/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By pregz - 27/02/2015 22:23 - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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rosiegrewup 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:28

Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.

Sviiiden 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:20

Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!

Comments

LadyKaya 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:05

FHL for making you go. Next time, get more reliable understudies. Hope you feel better soon!

ryguy997 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:25

have your parents consult the teacher an if nothing happens the principal. hurry before it's to late!!!

VsMama7 5

Sunday 14 August 2022 12:30

I don’t think it will ever be too late. She had you go on a set. I’m sure people were watching.

grammarcheck 2

Sunday 27 June 2010 5:51

contest it, you have to win

Yourmomschesthai_fml 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:30

you should have looked up at her and vomited in her face.

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:10

Hope you get better soon =]

Lasagnaa 24

Friday 15 March 2013 8:00

Your teacher sounds like a bitch. Sorry OP. FYL

Endymion_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:11

I agree with #2, but why didn't you just say no, and, if she failed you, go to your head teacher?

Sviiiden 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:20

Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!

rosiegrewup 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:28

Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.

C4rn4g3 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:33

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. But seriously, you should've just told her to get ******.

Miss_Me 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:38

Wow, I can't believe people actually thought you deserved this! I hope you feel better soon! Go to your head of section or principal? How can she fail you for that? It's not like you knowingly and maliciously contracted an illness...

LadyKaya 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:59

Meh, bitch somewhere else if you don't like people saying first (like maybe....not a free public forum? Just a suggestion). :) Jealous.

itsTiffany 0

Monday 6 April 2009 13:00

Your director's a ****! I wouldn't take that class next year unless you can really put up with the BS.

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 13:05

Oh yes 'LadyKaya' I'm ever so jealous that you got first comment. My life is pretty much over. "Today, I got beat to first comment on a fml post. FML" D: Ohno.