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Today, I was sitting at lunch and started choking on a chip. I couldn't breathe and nobody tried to help me. Having to take matters into my own hands, I reached for a juice box that belonged to someone sitting next to me. After I could breathe again, they informed me that they had mono. FML


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On 11/18/2009 at 7:19pm - health - by ohmigodimchokin (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I dunno I think I'd rather have mono than death.

#3 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:56am by Dixie_Normous

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I too almost died from choking once but luckily I had my handy juicebox with me. The juicebox was able to make a small incision in my trachea and insert an empty pen thus saving my life. That juicebox and I went on to become the best of friends and we travelled the world until one day I accidently stood on him and he exploded.

RIP Juicebox. I'll miss you buddy!

#25 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:07am by Peroxide

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