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Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34954) - you deserved it (2805)

On 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm - health - by germophobe (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Just buy a new one.

#1 - On 09/02/2014 at 8:25am by wes870

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That's one of my fears, people using my toothbrush, I just can't stand that thought. Get a new one and no harm done.

#3 - On 09/02/2014 at 8:26am by wcc7777777

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