Health: Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically...

germophobe 2 September 2014, 01:53 Calgary, Canada

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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WellGroomed 26 November 2015, 15:20 Dublin, Ireland

Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML

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Anonymous 3 September 2017, 20:00

Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced my false tooth. With a team of flashlights and hurt pride, my expensive tooth was found. In dog shit. FML

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Anonymous 28 February 2012, 18:20 United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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Roommate 28 September 2016, 16:03 Olympia, United States

Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML

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busted 2 August 2012, 06:53 Edmonton, Canada

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML

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cami 19 April 2024, 09:00 United States

Smoking gun

Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML

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Noname 9 November 2008, 09:18 France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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jemila 1 June 2012, 01:14 United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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leez 1 February 2009, 10:43 United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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aggghghgh 14 May 2016, 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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BSnapZ 21

2 September 2014, 15:15

Ah, but the real concern here is this: if the roommate took the toothbrush camping, then maybe he was under the impression it was actually his own. In which case, the roommate could have been using OP's toothbrush for a long time...

wcc7777777 5

2 September 2014, 14:26

That's one of my fears, people using my toothbrush, I just can't stand that thought. Get a new one and no harm done.

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Dave_Davington 35

2 September 2014, 15:15

Use that toothbrush to scrub your butthole, then see if he/she continues to use it. If so, casually mention it. If that doesn't get the point across, I don't know what will.