germophobe
Calgary, Canada
Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Anonymous
Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced my false tooth. With a team of flashlights and hurt pride, my expensive tooth was found. In dog shit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Roommate
Olympia, United States
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
busted
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
cami
United States
Smoking gun
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Top comments
BSnapZ 21
Ah, but the real concern here is this: if the roommate took the toothbrush camping, then maybe he was under the impression it was actually his own. In which case, the roommate could have been using OP's toothbrush for a long time...
wcc7777777 5
That's one of my fears, people using my toothbrush, I just can't stand that thought. Get a new one and no harm done.
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ashyknees 13
Time to keep all your stuff in your room with a locked door.
jeriaslovesyou 16
Pee on it and let them keep it. :) No I'm totally kidding! Kind of.
rebeccamatthews 1
I feel for you, OP. My roomate did the same to me when she went out of town to visit her family in Northern Alberta almost a year ago. According to someone on my facebook, it's perfectly acceptable that your roommate took your toothbrush because your roommate is a special and unique snowflake, and you can just buy a new one.
daughternature 7
Ah the wonders of magic!
BDA_fml 5
Tell them that your glad its back because that is the one you use to clean the toilet with.
alicat13 12
Maybe you are confused and it is their toothbrush?
trublgrl 3
I rarely would suggest this, but these are special circumstances: GO ABSOLUTLELY APESHIT OVER THIS! There is no way that a person uses another person's toothbrush, unless they have absolutely no sense of personal boundaries. You can't teach a person boundaries, and you can't teach a person hygiene, that was supposed to be instilled at a young age. The only way you can change this behavior is by inciting the fear reflex. Ergo: apeshit emotional explosion. Make him so afraid of the blow up that he never does it again.