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Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44594) - you deserved it (7580)

On 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

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So...uh...how did you manage that?

#1 - On 07/13/2014 at 1:09am by bigpappy7

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Just reading that made me cringe.

#2 - On 07/13/2014 at 1:10am by inner_peace

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