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Today, I found out that my obese son, who is on a health-mandated diet and exercise plan, gorges on junk food whenever he has the chance. His logic? "It won't make you fatter if you crap it out." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43519) - you deserved it (6559)

On 09/02/2013 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

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I really want to know how old he is

#1 - On 09/02/2013 at 5:47am by xSkittle

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That's what I tell myself too
'Oh no my jeans don't fit'
'Oh it's ok i just haven't had a shit today'

#3 - On 09/02/2013 at 5:49am by MEAT_CURTAINS

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