Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
by DrewK / 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
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At least he gave you hope.
#1 - On 05/15/2013 at 2:32am by maryiah
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Anything is better than my 3 inch slanger.
#2 - On 05/15/2013 at 2:32am by iazy9
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