Today, working as a nurse, I saw a patient in for follow-up after a partial leg amputation. I checked her blood pressure and gave her the reading, which prompted her husband to ask what it meant. She replied, "I'm alive." Before I could stop myself, "And kicking" spilled out of my mouth. FML

by facepalm / 02/04/2013 at 10:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

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  • Sounds like you walked right into that..

    #4 - On 02/05/2013 at 3:48am by dmoran20

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  • The force of habit can be a bitch sometimes...

    #3 - On 02/05/2013 at 3:47am by a1f0sff

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