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Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake. My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not. FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 9:55am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

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Doesn't matter, had cake.

#5 - On 04/15/2012 at 1:36pm by MikeDa1Da

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It was an honest question. Either a cake that has taken a while to make, ruined, or a little cut... You'll live OP, unless you have an artery in your finger.

#2 - On 04/15/2012 at 1:35pm by SkoomaKi

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