Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Melting man
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Top comments
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
dreaswi 3
I think that is actually a good idea.
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Comments (273)
vturbz91 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's gross
thisisafunnyname 12
Even more gross that my brother's friend does that. And he's a guy.
trollfaced 2
Well at least she won't smell like sweat because her deodorant is antiperspirant
jDCrackpot 7
It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.
wittygirl 8
Such a nice person to offer a more effective solution xD thank you for your kindness
evilscorpi 29
i think op has big breasts which is causing sagging. and there is no air passing which causes the sweat.
dumboears 8
Just because you have big boobs does not mean they sag. OP, I feel for ya. It's very uncomfortable.
missamerica95 0
#72 that's so true I have DD's but they aren't saggy at all. If your blessed up top then it's perfectly normal to put some kind of deodorant there.
kooochris1995 14
#79 show us pictures... Or else you're lying.
the_pan1c 5
Pics!
JurassicHole 5
43 - No shit.
evilscorpi 29
when you have natural big breast they do sag, since you know so much do you have them?? no. i know from experience.
AmongstTheFaces 5
I say it's no different from ball sweat. If balls can sweat than breasts can sweat.
Jakesterk96 8
Oh good, and I thought I was the only one who puts deodorant under my sac.
shanemaximo 7
There is swamp ass, swamp crotch and now apparently there is such a thing as swamp ****. Awesome!
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
TITIES.
LolFMLnot 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
101 , everyone has different breasts. Some are saggy like yours and some are not like mine. You can't judge all big breasts by your own breasts. Get a life please and thank you.
desireev 18
132- Your comment sounded like you only wanted people to know that you have perky boobs. Get a life! Please and thank you. Nobody gives a shit about how nice and perky your boobs are.
japtch 15
Swoobies! Hard to cure that, but you're getting a good start!
missamazinggg 12
22- I never thought I'd actually learn something from FML. Thanks:)
at_1sexymofo 3
Ew lol
lil_man6 0
88 & 92 just google big boobs and look at them instead of asking a stranger... Dumbass
lil_man6 0
88 & 92 just google big boobs and look at them instead of asking a stranger... Dumbass
ohxdamnxkay02 12
Hey.. do what ya gotta do .better to be fresh and clean, rather then smelly and sweaty (;
dumboears 8
I have 34 DD's. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about.
Lindzer 0
All the ladies claiming to have huge, perky racks: you're missing a key word in your argument. Yet. Your gigantic ******* don't sag yet. Have fun with that.
Jaxx66 21
I for one don't mind hearing about boobs. But they do sweat. Hell mine are only C's and I deal with sweat. It's natural, so all your arguments about boobs- we are all different! Some guys or gals sweat more than others!
jadolan 3
#9 thats not only gross but also weird
babe7260 30
My lifesaver is a panyliner folded in half! Been using it for years, works AWESOME!!!
obviousboy 8
Tit sweat?
boydeee01 7
Yes, obviousboy.
RedMosquito 4
Boob sweat or more affectionately called, mountain dew!
Magic1 9
You put the b.o in boobs
draegbomb 5
Got some tiggolbitties!
RadPenny 6
"That's not Mickey Mouse that's just TIT DIRT!"
lalathefairy 15
According to your comment, do you think all sweat smells? I think you need to retake health.
micahsmommy 13
Time for a push-up bra.
babjak 6
Amazing smile
vturbz91 0
Aha this is not a dating site
DrMime 10
Titty sweat?? You might want to exercise those puppies, take em on a jog!
ssnowywinter 0
I fail to understand how that would provide any sort of solution to the problem.
DrMime 10
Don't you realize that I'm always going to say stupid things?? Get with the program!!
dumboears 8
Pushup bras only really work for members of the itty bitty titty committee.
micahsmommy 13
She's using it under her breasts which to me means they are sagging. Pushing the breasts up and away from the body would reduce heat and sweating. Guess I think too practically.
emilyjgraham 34
actually, I get under the boob sweat and I'm 100% sure mine don't sag. push up bras are usually (these days anyway) lots of padding and can get quite hot as well, which wouldn't really help the matter really. op could try other bras, the material from a bra can cause sweat. and also, I know plenty of girls (and like I said, including myself) that haven't got saggy boobs but they have an 'area' the boob and skin underneath meet, causing sweating.
ICATiger 13
Hmmmm how did this turn into a conversation on how to reduce boob/tit sweet. And why do I like it so much
fuzz97 23
It turned into a conversation about boob sweat when OP posted a story about it, Einstein.
SoSickWithIt 14
just hire someone to fondle your boobs and cup them up that way they never get that crease thing, plus someone else is happy from this sticky situation.
awagh666 14
^ are you ******* kidding me
SoSickWithIt 14
^ u seem a bit mad, bro.
micahsmommy 13
I just find it funny that the whole first page of comments is now hidden from so many dislikes. Who knew this was such a touchy subject?
jarlaxle1138 3
How is this an FML?
ICATiger 13
Smells good....
toenibbler 14
Or rather: not.
kathii01 20
move to a place where it is always cold.... lol fyl op
monkeyluvz 7
I have to agree with #6. OP, put some baby powder in your bra, that will help dry up any moisture.
Fml_FTW228 10
^ Excuse me, but do you happen to be a down syndrome **** tart? #6 said NOTHING about baby powder they suggested to move to a cold place. Did you even read it?
anie01 5
Rude. I know lots of people with down syndrome, and they're lovely people.
Fml_FTW228 10
^ I was pointing out their stupidity and I used **** tart to also display so calm the **** down. Did I make fun of down syndrome people? No.
jarlaxle1138 3
This really shouldn't be an FML. It isn't amusing and it isn't even anything bad.
xXElvinXx 5
I'm a boob guy but damn....
j_cat187 20
She must have huge ****.
SoSickWithIt 14
I hate the word ****. I dunno why.
periwinkle95 10
Same here, it kinda sounds a bit trashy. Like, "Look at her ****, dude." rather than "Look at her boobs!" haha
supimnyancat 9
Your boobs must be jiggling too much.
mikeymayhem_87 15
A little B.O. under the boobs, huh? That's a first!