Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, it's been several weeks, I went to the doctor for an ear infection and I still don't feel too good. It was then that I realized the doctor forgot to prescribe me medication for said infection. That explains a few things. FML
Today, after I'd finally decided to see a doctor about my anxiety and insomnia, I was so nervous about what the doctor would think of me that I had anxiety attacks that kept me from sleeping a wink all night. I ended up oversleeping and missing the appointment I was so nervous about. FML
Today, I have problems with my memory. I asked a teacher if I could let my class know a bit about it. The teacher said I'd already told my class about it. My class had even asked a few questions to me about it. I don't remember anything about it. Maybe it didn't happen and the teacher just lied to me. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML
Today, I walked into a room and completely forgot why I was there. I then left, remembered why, walked back in, and immediately forgot again. I'm beginning to wonder if I need to undergo cognitive tests or something. FML
Today, I left work early because I had a doctor's appointment. After sitting in the waiting room for twenty minutes, I realized I was at my old doctor's office. My actual appointment was across town. I was already late. FML
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
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Top comments
slushpup9696 12
Don't worry, soon you'll forget this whole experience!
fuzz97 23
Should have taken notes
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fuzz97 23
Should have taken notes
mk58 31
Easy, OP can just go back a second time and followed your advice to take notes.
MaddiRae 9
4- unless she forgets his advice..
abbybailey204 19
Ya, but if op puts the notes some where they might not be able to remember where they put them.
angrymexican 8
Maybe while driving back to their doctor, OP will forget what they're doing!
RaggleFrock 13
P Sherman 42 wallaby way. If Dory can remember, you can too.
zombiegold 23
The irony!
cdogLuvs2golf 0
Unless she forgets that she took notes
cdogLuvs2golf 0
Unless she forgot that she took notes
ChilledDubstepa 6
Captain Hindsight saves the day yet again!(South Park reference)
upyourzlolz 11
Unless you forgot you already said that.
slushpup9696 12
Don't worry, soon you'll forget this whole experience!
EatnBeef 7
Don't worry! A gallon of whiskey a day keeps the doctor away! Wrong analogy?
slushpup9696 12
I don't remember! Yaaaay!
twinny_sc 13
Wouldn't it have been funny if OP forgot why they went to the dr. in the first place?
danielreader22 4
It'd be even funnier if OP forgot why they went on FML.
Nekogami 14
I've got something to this effect, in all seriousness. I have to type up notes during lecture to remember things or else I'll forget half or more of an entire class. I also will have a conversation and 5 minutes later forget what was discussed and / or forget I had it unless reminded. Memory span short term wise of a ferret and attention span of a gnat.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
It's a conspiracy man! The government's been like, putting microchips in our brain at birth to make us forget everything so the government can control us all! *Takes another hit from bong and passes out*
sicnesses 6
*hits bong* YEAH! ALIENS AND SHIT!!! *pass out*
upyourzlolz 11
*actually hits the bong* How the **** does this thing work?
DKjazz 20
*hits self in head with bong* *passes out*
head2133 12
Its all the corporations man. We need to start a month long music festival to show them we can think for ourselves and then we will expose the violence in the system so that corporate greed will be ended once and for all
OhHushDear 11
After reading just the first four words, I immediately saw Hyde in my mind, leaning forward and making a fist.
desireev 18
I saw Hyde, then Leo, then Kelso, then Fez.. Lol
scarllet13101 5
Finally! Some one who understands man when the rebellion comes well be marching the streets with their heads on a stick!
sicnesses 6
Well that's a little ironic!
DrMime 10
Hmm forgetting the advice about improving your memory? Reminds me of not being able to put down this amazing book about addiction!
franwins0827 7
Next time maybe write it down?
smarie98 1
How did you remember you went to the doctor to make this FML?
thinkPlNK 0
the same way he remembers his name is Louie and he's from Oregon.
darkinners 6
just like memento