I am so sorry. I honestly don't understand why This wasn't an fml

I don't know what's worse - the fact she slept with your boyfriend, or the fact that she actually gave up going to your aunt's funeral to do it. I'm sorry for your losses, both aunt and the loss of a decent sister.

I hope you told the rest of the family what you caught her doing. She sounds pathetic if she skipped the funeral of a relative just to backstab you, and hopefully the rest of the family agrees.

She wasn’t exactly lying — she was saying that if you “flu” away, she’d bang your boyfriend. The good news is that your (I hope you mean EX-)boyfriend is infected with her “flu” and whatever STI’s that slut has contracted.

Your boyfriend trying to keep her warm with his body?

Why didn't you stab "it" on the spot?

She may not have been at the funeral, but she's certainly dead to you now.

True Love Knows No Bounds

She was sick OP. She was sick of how happy you were with your boyfriend and she just had to do something about it.

I'm sure he was just giving her a throat culture.... open wide and say Ahhhh.