Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
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ThatSceneKid1313 9
At least you can keep him company now.
iAmScrubs 19
You can sing each other love songs across the hallways. We'll call it Hospital Musical.
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Comments (91)
ThatSceneKid1313 9
At least you can keep him company now.
DaniPandi 22
Who says they're in the same room?
NuTrees 9
Lol not really she really can't look over in his direction
flamerocker 9
Well some people fail to see how bad getting an arrow to the knee can be... I know, it was a bad joke
Damn_Hippster 11
^ don't worry, I laughed
shanemaximo 7
He really just wanted to spend time with you. His plan was executed flawlessly.
Idonebeenhad 17
I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took a fist to the face
Jamialia 5
Hey OP, I do that too!
CheckMyProfile 17
6-but same hospital, isn't it? :D
enonymous 9
The couple that bleeds together stays together
disco2466 8
will you go out with me?
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
This is what you call a painful experience.
JohnnyxViet 0
apparently no one will.
dsypher 0
Wow, you want the squeamish girl
dsypher 0
Actually I just saw that she was from Australia, so thumbs up
Voldy_fml 16
No
CheckMyProfile 17
2- will you go to the hell?
disco2466 8
no, i was asking a legit question what the hell?
applecaketree 0
At least you can gaze lovingly at each other over the bays
EatnBeef 7
Good lord! Is the wall ok?! I hope it doesn't have a dent
Branflakes78 13
Bays? what
CheckMyProfile 17
@33- Yeah, as the wall has more importance the human soul? :/
brunomars09 3
#33 I love you username and your picture. c:
iAmScrubs 19
You can sing each other love songs across the hallways. We'll call it Hospital Musical.
Spinnmaster 1
Or she could get back in the kitchen! Just kidding.. :/
kreepers 6
This happened to my aunt as well; I guess seeing the distraught and vulnerable state your loved one is in can shake you up as well. Hope you've recovered; cheer him on to his recovery as well!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
At least it didn't happen the other way round. Or questions would have been asked of his manliness...
CaptainPickles72 18
#49- I don't know why you're thumbed-down. Most people on here would be an asshole and call him a pansy or pussy if the roles were switched and he was the one to pass out at the sight of her wound. Yay for sexism!!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
FML is full of dicks. That's why.
MeLuvBewbs 7
Sorry for you and your boyfriend. But you will recover together!
Pelreskovich 11
Hopefully they put y'all in the same room? At least he knows you cared enough to try and see him!
surfnshred 2
At least you guys can share a room now
DocBastard 40
Nice job, drama queen. Not everything has to be about you. Let your boyfriend have his moment of glory instead of you constantly being the center of attention, princess.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
^ HAHAHA!!
SLEinTN 7
I scrolled down to see if you replied. Nice job!
elbia21 5
I scrolled down to see if docbastard commented as well. I see head trauma on an fml and I think "docbastard".
amanda_d95 9
I did the same thing, we all knew he had to be on here somewhere
perdix 31
******* hospitals! They'll stop at nothing to generate more business for themselves!
BrickWalls 2
Perdix, Your a boss. 'Nuff Said.
allard 14
Ah man.. It's like talking to a brick walls with you, isn't it?