Doofus move

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 18:00

Today, I dislocated my big toe doing a stupid stunt to impress a woman, who turned out to be married anyway. The toe won’t go back in, so the doctor thinks it might need a surgical fix. I don’t have insurance so this is going to be fucking expensive. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Pain is the great teacher. So is bankruptcy.

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You ought to make her aware of your predicament. You can reasonably expect to get a sympathy ******* out of that. That's what they say.

Pain is the great teacher. So is bankruptcy.