Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
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ThatSceneKid1313 9
At least you can keep him company now.
iAmScrubs 19
You can sing each other love songs across the hallways. We'll call it Hospital Musical.
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Comments (91)
TheDrifter 24
Now all we need are a few more people like you and the hospital can have a fainting war to go with the farting war down the road.
alycion 39
I thought farting wars led to fainting wars. Well they do if done properly.
CaptainPickles72 18
After the farting and fainting (if the farting war was done properly) wars, the whole building would have an orgy to celebrate the success of both campaigns! I just love happy endings! :)
denny3206 0
Hope you have a new found respect for wound care nurses
SuperBritty23 7
What a great day.
flockz 20
now you can play a sexy nurse for him! just make sure to remove all head wraps/bandages from your mouth area so he doesn't get friction burn when you're down there.
hateevryone 15
if you can't stand the sight of wounds, you shouldn't have went.
starwind3438 9
Like I said to 8, how was she supposed to know how big is was supposed to be?
Yak99 0
^ thats what she said.
ambamm135 7
I can't the sight of your grammar -_-
MelTheGreat 23
Hospital buddies!!!
A100893 30
It's the thought that counts? Hope your head's okay, and maybe you could walk out of the hospital hand in hand when you recover. How romantic.
musicluvr2000 11
2 wrongs don't make a right neither do 2 people in a hospital
skinthesnakes 6
He used to be an adventurer..
Yak99 0
You better not finish that sentence.....
CaptainPickles72 18
... but then a took a ***** to the knee? Yeah, that sounds right!
reenkaur 7
aww happened to my bf when he came to visit me its sweet that you went even though you had a problem!