Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, my hand is covered in blisters because my boyfriend thought it would be fun to set an old insurance card on fire. Out of panic, he slapped the card against the wall in a failed attempt to put it out. Also out of panic, I slapped the flaming wall with my bare hands. FML
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
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linstar 13
You're a ******* idiot!
kendybendy 6
Haha you totally deserve that! Just be happy you didn't make the bet about it being on your face or your dick
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Comments (156)
linstar 13
You're a ******* idiot!
sammyf89 13
-_- Are people really this dumb.
absolutegrrr 7
Lighter fluid, really?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP is indeed a ******* idiot, but because he got burnt, not for attempting it. I've done it myself before, successfully. Only a retard lets it burn too long.
indianguyinuk 12
Last month I made a drunken bet with my friends that I could light my pubes on fire and clean my entire pubic area and I won. So YDI OP
ladyLALAA 29
I agree 18, my old housemate used to do it all the time. Sucks to be you OP, practice makes perfect ;)
TourettesGuyFTW 26
27- I don't do it ALL the time. I'm not a ******* moron!! Once or twice a day is enough...
amyjadee 0
13- Yes it was lighter fluid if u are unsure reread the fml.
charmedamethyst 14
#32, really? He was obviously being sarcastic.
sassypenguinxox 15
Well said #46
StreetReaper 9
11 - yes they are. If common sense were common, everyone would have it. For me, the level of stupidity in the general public equates to job security. So people, go on and keep proving Darwin right.
Peach3 1
I hope your friends were drunk too because if not they are jerks!
reaganomics 6
I'm thinking Darwin will take care of you soon enough
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Darwin is dead fool...
shanemaximo 7
The lighter fluid bet on itself.
Wangan_Warrior 9
Meanwhile in Canada.... That was a pretty stupid idea OP but hey, Bad decisions make good stories!
lebronesque73091 12
No shit you lost!
absolutegrrr 7
46, 'she' was obviously being sarcastic ;)
lulooo1999 0
Yes I'll do that to it seems fun
theaws0m3guy 4
Drink responsibly.
tjv3 10
I hope that you do not breed OP. that's just stupid
cannabistea 7
First words that came to my mind! ******* idiot!
chubby_choco 17
...18, people like you and the OP are the reason we have shows like World's Dumbest.
thatsmylyfe 13
wow your an idiot!
kendybendy 6
Haha you totally deserve that! Just be happy you didn't make the bet about it being on your face or your dick
Carbonation 0
I don't know about that, hands are a little bit helpful in daily activities.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hands are very helpful when it comes to your face and dick, lol
SAgirl 23
Wish it was his dick he set on fire, this guy should not reproduce.
kendybendy 6
^^ LOL
MagicallyFat 12
44 made me actually laugh out loud (fun tidbit) but on another note you don't realize how important your hands and , even more, your fingers are. I burned my hand and felt like a cripple it was awful. Wish you feel better OP
Wederoney 16
44 - I disagree, if stupid people wouldn't reproduce FML would become extinct eventually. Nevertheless, your comment just made my day ^^.
taco_bender 12
YDI OP, if you cant figure out fire hurts then cavemen are smarter than you. People get dummer and dummer everyday. Just wait until tommorow.
bitchslapped22 14
105- dumber*
taco_bender 12
Oh, thanks 114. *dumber
CallMeBloo 31
It might have been better for the human race had it been his dick.
McDonaldsworker 4
Ouch, did you "feel the burn"?
ninjaboy18 6
Stupidity at it's finest
TunechiXXL 0
OooooO BURN!
James64138 26
Wow what a great idea!
ProhibitionRose 14
Me either. Apparently there are still people who don't grasp what sarcasm is.
CryMoreFMLs 15
49 - She was quoting the old man from Futurama, after he loses all hope in mankind after seeing something ridiculously stupid.
taco_bender 12
I think living on this planet with these's tards is funny. Someone has to entertain us.
DontForgetMe4 0
Mostly everyone will say YDI...and they're right! lighter fluid, really? who thought up that brilliant idea?
KriiFahMoro 9
OP did.
TPSerigne 9
OP, your level of ignorance is outstanding.
hobosapien081 10
I'm pretty sure its purell you want to use, not lighter fluid, YDI...
Blacksxe 1
You got burned on that deal dude. YDI!
tabarnak_fml 7
Wow... Nothing besides that comes to my mouth. Kids are getting dumber every year..
kateRAWR 4
Wots wrong wit your pic
thatsmylyfe 13
ugh learn to spell!
babybebop2 4
Wow. That must have been unbelievably painful...why someone would think that would work,I don't know.
DrJesse 10
It does work if you do it right
silentbutfunny 0
Is it stupid if i want to try it now?
lylotrezor 20
@ 137: Yes, it is.