Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML
by Jen_ / 01/26/2012 at 5:08pm / France / Health
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#1 - On 01/26/2012 at 7:01pm by kateheartswaffle
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Go for her Achilles next time, dawg.
#2 - On 01/26/2012 at 7:02pm by Samberriee
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