Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are!" and laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
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kateheartswaffle 0
She sounds..nice?
Samberriee 9
Go for her Achilles next time, dawg.
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Comments (184)
that1skaterxX 0
Heyy there suger mama!!!
KiddNYC1O 20
Shapoopi!
omg12367 0
Next time when u can run and she's gotta go beat her to it And yell KARMA
TomHarrow 5
OP, you had a swollen knee? Or maybe you took an arrow to the knee.
amsalwajih 0
I'm sure you would have said or done something really dick for her to do something like that, especially since she said. "at least I can run". But that doesn't excuse what she did in the least bit :/
husky22 0
Hope she can pee quick...
crymore007 11
thank you for not saying "must of"
bri5083 9
Don't worry cause when she gets older she'll be asking for your help to use the bathroom:)
Master_Chief_FR 5
lol bro rough day
Bluemonster3 26
When your leg gets better, do the same to her and see if she likes it >:)