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United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dumbass
United States
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
IvyBlackeyes
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Slipperywhenwet
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
RootalyTootToot
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
wintersoldier
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Austria
Cheer up!
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
ow
United States
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Mary
Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
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tommyfox 19
I've never heard of such excitement when somebody put underwear ON!
silentbutfunny 0
Boxer or briefs?
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Comments (125)
khaya 9
Next time switch on the lights when you get dressed.
ant1078 7
Who says op was gettin dressed in the dark? -.-
xSonic 9
Op was getting dressed in the dark.
gojira666 7
One leg at a time my man, just like the rest of us!
silentbutfunny 0
Sonic did. Bam.
khaya 9
I know John was getting dressed in the dark because I was there.
BrickWalls 2
Gojira I have a feeling you play LoL...
StopDropNRoll 11
LoL is a fun game imo.
D37H100 5
LoL is not relevant to the post. (ignore the fact that my pic is a LoL champion)
babetilleth 0
Haha
firepanda11 7
Now thats just an epic fail
rubberduckie94 13
More like an epic fall
lebronesque73091 12
Be more careful!
smarie98 1
Did you tell the doctors how you came to sprain your ankle?
DontModMeDammit 10
That's why you play the hoping game until your foot gets through.
EatnBeef 7
So your tellin me you can't use your mind powers to do it for you? What is this? Amature hour?!
DreBeezy 9
Looks like someone...needs more practice.
silentbutfunny 0
Boxer or briefs?
markrs 0
Boxer briefs or man thong?
Capt_Awesome137 0
I might ask male or female first.
pinecone1414 6
I'm pretty sure the correct term is "manty hoes"
MelTheGreat 23
American laziness at its finest.
katty2229 4
Why would a lazy person bother to put undies on in the first place???!
GoW_Chick 15
Or even have the energy to post an FML about it afterwards, I know after putting on my batman undies I am beat...
ClassyCommando 13
...ting up inmates with 24-chain combo attacks and inverted takedowns from gargoyles on Arkham City for hours. Sorry, couldn't resist. You put an ellipsis at the end of your comment :)
ClassyCommando 13
*ing I done goofed.
KiddNYC1O 22
Why would a lazy person put their undies standing??
danceforever51 4
Someone please explain to me how that's lazy? Too lazy to sit down? Well when sitting down while putting on your undies that means you're butt naked on your bed. Ew.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
5 - Stop sipping that haterade. ;o
GoW_Chick 15
71- I don't think anyone is complaining, or saying "ew" when they are butt naked on a bed.
Branflakes78 13
How is he lazy he was obviously standing in order to sprain he ankle
CeruleanThree 8
5- According to your info page, you're also from America...
KiddNYC1O 22
77's got it.
coried91 28
75- I was thinking the same thing..
Almighty_Chris97 6
Guys, obviously falling down is the equivalent of laziness.
klimp 0
All I can say is F*ck You!
katty2229 4
Uh oh spaghettio
wyatt141 6
That's talent
kooochris1995 14
No. I think it's the opposite of talent.
Yourheadache 19
^Love your profile picture
tommyfox 19
I've never heard of such excitement when somebody put underwear ON!
griffins33 4
Haha I've done that before but I hit my head against the wall and I didn't sprain my ankle.
GoW_Chick 15
Apparently they were wearing you down...
cooldes_fml 4
...to the ground out in the rain boom. Boom. Boom. The ants come marching 3 by 3 hurrah Sorry i had to you left the comment without an end. X)
cooldes_fml 4
Sorry but your ellipsis was like a magnet to my troll instincts
GoW_Chick 15
That's what they are there for, so the trolls can have a little fun.
desireev 18
That was awesome! But now I'm angry.. That stupid song is stuck in my head! *whispering* the ants come marching 4 by 4. Hurrah! Hurrah!..... Aaaagh!!!!