FML : Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside...

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lola / Friday 26 December 2008 06:32 / France

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By sis_fml | 0

#97581 - Friday 10 April 2009 02:05

Perhaps you should realize that maybe money and expensive clothes does not equal class, regardless of sexiness?

By puhffft | 0

#5478 - Sunday 22 February 2009 09:30

Totally agree with #11—You can't put two super sexy things together and make it look good. It just doesn't work. If you're going to be in public, tone it down.

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By puhffft | 0

#5478 - Sunday 22 February 2009 09:30

Totally agree with #11—You can't put two super sexy things together and make it look good. It just doesn't work. If you're going to be in public, tone it down.

iplaylax | 0

#1014653 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 06:37

time machine?

b182link | 0

#1066189 - Tuesday 6 July 2010 03:50

probably meant #1

lolfood | 24

#4524972 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 07:41

#8 agrees with you

Jiplo | 18

#4941534 - Monday 17 September 2012 02:13

#8 agrees with you, did you know that?

MoonRocks | 5

#5545916 - Saturday 22 June 2013 01:25

I'm confused. Either #43 is correct or #45. And where's #1-7?

By FlickMyBean | 0

#9759 - Sunday 1 March 2009 03:52

Hilarious.

By bridgetheartsyou | 0

#15117 - Thursday 5 March 2009 12:16

if it makes you feel good who the fuck cares? i mean who are you to judge someone? go for dressing sexy. it was still funny that the manager said that though. . .

evilplatypus | 35

#3640486 - Saturday 26 November 2011 02:54

See! That's what I tried telling the cops when I wore that dead lady's skin! It made me feel good.

Kazze | 31

#6116151 - Tuesday 11 November 2014 08:17

"It puts the lotion on the skin..."

By crazybe3bshot31 | 0

#37673 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 06:15

damn that was mean. but i guess next time u know to dress like a lady.. than a ho.

By nafiul93 | 0

#60882 - Thursday 26 March 2009 11:23

hahhaahahaha lmao thot u were a hooker

emILYforever | 0

#3726549 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 09:43

derrr

By shortwiz247 | 0

#61247 - Friday 27 March 2009 01:08

a slutty rich bitch who smokes... can you go lower?

lil_ham1644 | 29

#5992664 - Monday 30 June 2014 02:33

Where does it say she's slutty or rich?

By sis_fml | 0

#97581 - Friday 10 April 2009 02:05

Perhaps you should realize that maybe money and expensive clothes does not equal class, regardless of sexiness?

scoutzoey | 3

#2692438 - Thursday 16 June 2011 06:18

second that

By nonstopsand | 0

#119300 - Friday 17 April 2009 04:13

you kill me! guys dont give a rats behind about your brands. brands wont make the outfit less skanky. big ups #15!

By whjmsical | 0

#140155 - Friday 24 April 2009 11:01

guys don't know how much your skanky clothes cost, they just know that they're skanky. you buy them because YOU know they cost a lot and THEY know you look like you're willing to give them a blowjob behind a restaurant. the funny thing is, if anybody came up and commented on your gucci and prada and THEN asked you for a blowjob, you'd probably give it to them.

By ajj_fml | 0

#182539 - Saturday 9 May 2009 06:44

wow. why is everyone being so mean? OP didn't even describe what she was wearing so there is no reason to assume it was too revealing. the restaurant owner could have just been a total prick.

uprising_fml | 0

#3131255 - Thursday 18 August 2011 06:56

I agree. why do people ignorantly assume when there isn't enough context in the post to label OP as a 'whore' ? even if this guy truly thought she was a prostitute, that would only be one person who very brazenly and rudely insulted her. she could have been a very beautiful woman and while smoking, he offhandedly associated her with a prostitute. oh and FYI to everyone, wearing expensive clothes and showing a little cleavage/showing a little leg does NOT make a woman a whore. try looking up the definition before sounding like an asshole.