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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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tommyfox 19

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:51

I've never heard of such excitement when somebody put underwear ON!

silentbutfunny 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 15:47

Boxer or briefs?

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hateevryone 14

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:07

the hell?

mikepattonfan 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:16

I've done that before....

PattyCakesMB 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:18

Welcome to my life. I'm exactly that clumbsy.

Country29 16

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:34

My friend broke her foot putting on pants.

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:53

FYclumsy life

ZombieLoveA 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:57

Holy shit I laughed so hard when I read this

tony23h 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 0:52

Need more practice..

kodyhu 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 1:36

That's why you go commando

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 1:42

Safety starts at home!

PardonMyFrench 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 3:01

I wonder what happens when you put your pants on

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