Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Cheer up!
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
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tommyfox 19
I've never heard of such excitement when somebody put underwear ON!
silentbutfunny 0
Boxer or briefs?
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Comments (125)
mxpklx 12
Happens to everyone sometime In their life...
ImInYourFACEbook 8
I can honestly say this has never happened to me. Now pants are a whole different matter.
TalkingTowelTim 0
That's going to be embarrassing when you go to work/school and someone asks what happened. OP- "Oh you know, just trying to get my underwear on."
rattusrattus 19
Lie. Say you were tripped by Batman or something cool. I would say 'say you are Batman' except Batman wouldn't sprain his ankle.
desireev 18
I don't know about y'all, but I would definitely say that Chuck Norris paid a visit to my house. He thought he'd heard me say that Chuck Norris is a bitch.. That'd be a cool story to tell! :D
StopDropNRoll 11
Come on that story would only be realistic if OP was pulverized into a grain of sand.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Maybe you need an extra size bigger?
ohsnapitsdye 3
That has happened to me before. Don't sweat it.
perdix 31
Going commando sounds dangerous, but in your case, it is ironically safe.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I love this comment haha. Very nice.
Torva_fml 16
Yea 48! Cheer him on! Wooohoooo! Gotta love them fanboys perdix, eh? Ooh, by the way.... I want your children.
surfnshred 2
If you are that uncoordinated you should try sitting down when putting on your tidy whitties
kshafer08 7
Glad to see I'm not the only guilty one
silentbutfunny 0
Guilty one of injuring yourself puting on underwear? Should go commando.
diidiimi 10
Looks like he's already going commando. Better watch yourself, he might come after you.
MiSo_Delek 7
YDI for wearing underwear.
FMLCaseyFML 0
Go commando. Like me. >.>
doorick 4
commando is in your favor