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Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML


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On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)

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say fuck you dad and hop out of the car

#1 - On 08/05/2011 at 7:32pm by DanielleSaysHell

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Well, it's better to have your dad pissed at you than to be dead! He'll get over it. I don't think he'd get over being dead, though.

#2 - On 08/05/2011 at 7:34pm by Inspired22

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