Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
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DanielleSaysHell 0
say **** you dad and hop out of the car
Inspired22 11
Well, it's better to have your dad pissed at you than to be dead! He'll get over it. I don't think he'd get over being dead, though.
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Comments (129)
Ishinebrightly 8
That's weird. He wouldn't be alive if you hadn't grabbed the wheel. Don't worry about it.
T0bieLar0ne 4
The blonde beezy thinks jerking on the wheel while someone else is driving is a good idea, shocking. Just bc you've played Mario kart doesn't mean you know what you're talking about.
thebadmanpuntedb 7
dad I'm saying this cuz I love you. **** you dad
InYourAtmosphere 0
Men and their attitude when they drive. *shakes head*
Eaglestrike117 29
A little stereotypical, don't you think?
killstar5 0
he was just trying to not look like an idiot
TylersBoo 0
he's actually mad that you let your boyfriend steal his thong
bubblegirl1995 12
Hahahaha
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
You should scream until he takes you to DQ
nomnom5559922 0
Poor you..you only saved him!
NextBigThing5044 0
Dads...sigh
CrazyJanet 5
Mean dad..
roobear 2
Have you considered that maybe he had things under control and that you did actually interfere? Some people think other drivers are always "about to get in an accident" and if you did overreact, you did something very dangerous. Having a passenger jerk the wheel in a non-emergency situation is one of the most dangerous things that can happen in a moving vehicle. TL;DR - keep your hands off the wheel. If you were riding in my car and EVER grabbed the wheel, I would have kicked you out immediately and you wouldn't be riding with me any more. Granted, it's different because you're family. But just take a few seconds to think if maybe you were overreacting a little.
Bobissmall 13
I like how your TL;DR part is the SAME LENGTH.