Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
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DanielleSaysHell 0
say **** you dad and hop out of the car
Inspired22 11
Well, it's better to have your dad pissed at you than to be dead! He'll get over it. I don't think he'd get over being dead, though.
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Comments (129)
taylornicole97 8
You saved his life! I don't see why anyone would get mad about that.
RabidBunny 10
Sounds like something my dad would do. Don't worry, you did a good deed this day, and how many people can say, "I saved a life" or better yet "I cheated death!"
sekushino 0
Women, always trying to backseat drive..
tybtab 5
they should be focused on making my sandwhich but no they always grab my damn wheel
hannahtaskey 9
Men, always being sexist assholes..
ifailplzinsultme 0
Women, always accusing men of being sexist when they're sexist too.
gibby1235 6
Seriously I hate when ever a couple of dudes make a playful sexist remark and women take it out on our whole gender. We are not all sexist. I actually respect women and I know most men do too, considering that without women we wouldn't be here. And women cannot lie either you yourselves can be sexist towards men, so y'all should just chill out and go read a different fml or something cause we have all been sexist at least once in our lives.
ZeroShinigami666 14
Wow what an asshole... maybe you should jump out and let natural selection help you, humanity and society out. Plus, life insurance as an added bonus.
danceparty8 0
your dads stupid! he should be thankful you saved both your lives
skyorpia101 4
Then that's when you yell back, "Your dumb ass mistake could of interfered with my life!!!"
KCPixel 0
Well that's men I guess. He'll get over it (eventually).
AnagenisisZagus 13
So, you are saying men are all suicidal dipshits who think it is manly to end both their life as well as their lovely spawn's for self satisfaction? Riiiiiiiiiight.
sociology 0
I say u push him out of the car and if he lives then say f u!
Camilleee_fml 7
Men just think they can drive when they can't :P
mrahhhhh 21
"Today I was finally gonna bust a Grand Theft Auto on some ************ when my f%&$ing kid grabbed the wheel. FML."
zenti 2
@25 Hmmm...it's a bit odd that you left "************" in, but bleeped out "*******."
mrahhhhh 21
Oh my g*sh, you're right, that is motherfucking weird...
ifailplzinsultme 0
Everything here is so full of win.