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Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29959) - you deserved it (13829)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

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Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.

#3 - On 07/04/2011 at 5:07pm by Big_Red_138

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That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.

#4 - On 07/04/2011 at 5:09pm by Freeze

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