Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
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Top comments
tigerkyle92 0
Don’t worry, that happens more than you think.
WCARlover 35
"my bad". I hate when people say that, such a poor, pathetic excuse for "I'm sorry"
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Comments (174)
tigerkyle92 0
Don’t worry, that happens more than you think.
asoptavlo14 6
Not really...
eminemchick 19
bam! headshot! +50p
WCARlover 35
Mhm nope it really doesnt...
glbracer 0
12, it's "Boom, Headshot!"
flockz 20
u should have stole his lunch money.
lmfao1643 3
He slapped you... so break his jaw. There you go problem solved.
ColorfulDonut 7
You are a ******** **** ******!!! and your comment makes no sense. oh crap wrong comment, my bad.
Jojo08_fml 0
hahahaha
princessRiRi97 0
I wonder what the person who he meant to smack did to him?
YacL 15
Aren't head shots generally one shot, one kill situations? 'Cause apparently it took a few shots to get OP down.
ljesm14 1
how can he smack you in the face if he was behind you?
lulututu 4
lmao I've done something like that:)
Crazy4Christ 0
r u kidding!? I do that to ppl all the feeling time!
blackberry90210 0
next time you see him, have anal sex with him and then pretend you thought he was your girlfriend. school is all about gaining respect from your peers.
Kawboy 1
Thats when you get up and say "oh it's ok you slap like a bitch" then procceed to beat the hell out of him!
Veraymix 6
Make it your new greeting. Every time you see each other, *Slap*.
eminemchick 19
18, when its a gun, yes. but in this case it was a fistxD
Troy_K 7
You should have gotten one of your heaviest books, smacked him in the face with it and said "Woops. Sorry! You stupid ****."
whybother8 0
hey how u doin! *slap* nice weather were having *slap*
EvilPotato 15
he said he was sorry OP move on.
Jimmyd0t 0
is this a serious question?
karagarren 8
yeah it does. one time while walking to my dorm some chick slapped my ass and freaked out cause she thought I was someone else. Definitely would rather that happen than get slapped in the face though
leader0011 5
wouldn't most people check who it is first? what an idiot
MeBeYourFriend 0
Now THATS what i call a proffesional Bitch-Slap
OMFGitschris 3
I feel bad for the other person... he is going to get his ass jumped!!! :D
alex6946 10
honest mistake..?
LunaNstars 0
And he recognized it was his bad...
daxter136 0
it's not honest to hit people like that even if it was the wrong person
MrSassypants 34
It was a mistake and OP should be happy it is a mistake. If it wasn't then OP would probably have it done o him again an again and again.
itsmeyippie 0
(s)he was probably doing it to a friend, or atleast intended to, (s)he came up from behind and couldn't tell who it was until (s)he stopped.. It actually was and honest mistake
anorexicbarbie 8
56 Why would friends do that to eachother? That's stupid, especially at school where it can easily misinterpreted for an actual fight. It wasn't "and honest mistake".
Grammar_Nazi101 0
Yeah... just an honest mistake. Just like pulling out a knife and stabbing him would be an "honest" mistake.
itsmeyippie 0
friends do stupid things and my typo corrector changed the word
WCARlover 35
"my bad". I hate when people say that, such a poor, pathetic excuse for "I'm sorry"
KatrinaKitten 16
Ditt-o.
iluvnba 0
my bad is a better way of saying im sorry
WCARlover 35
no it isn't
itsmeyippie 0
saying I'm sorry indicates you apologize, saying My bad indicates it was they're fault. if you say my bad or I'm sorry it still basically means they didn't mean for that to happen
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
thanks tips
a_nutritionist 10
@3 they dont mean the same thing at all. many people also use the two together.
JesseAttack 21
He just "attacked" someone he wasn't even sure was the correct person, I'd doubt he'd take the time to excuse himself!
kangaru1 0
that's sucks. I hope u chase them for a pay back.
Michele2luv 8
goodness ur pic is adorable ^_^
mk58 31
Better yet, chase them and give them a wedgie.
wordnerd42 0
You should have seen the other guy.
burgerburger 0
lmfao
noto_fml 0
Claps to you sir. claps to you
kikibrowm 7
What an idiot. He needs to either get glasses or get a life.
xxsarahfxx 6
OP said that the person came from behind so you can't see the persons face so maybe from behind it looked like the person he was aiming for.
Rico_Mal1116 0
Maybe #6 was talking about the guy who slapped him?
itsmeyippie 0
and 15 said the slapper came from behind.... if you could read he didn't say OP came from behind and slapped themselves
itsmeyippie 0
whoops, 15 is a miss, so she not he
jennatbone 0
You should have hit him back, and simply said "Oh! My bad!"
Riiley 14
Or simply just tell him that is wasn't a mistake. :)
Soloman212 28
Or do a barrel roll
jklol11 0
win.
moneygod 0
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nomnomnomsex 0
i like the way you think :3 .!
SserPrun95 2
He walked up "behind" you and hit you in the face only recognizing you afterwards as you rolled over? Check your story.
altenita92 0
yeah for real it does not make sense
hiyourcute 0
Clearly the guy wrapped his arm around OP in order to slap him... What, you mean that doesn't make sense?
itsmeyippie 0
either that or saw OP thinking it was the person they intended to slap and slapped them so fast from the front they saw OP's face while they were on said ground
SexyQueen0905 24
Return the favor.
rjnorton84 0
can we say lawsuit and damages??
lakeybalboa 0
no we cant
iAmScrubs 19
yeah, I'm pretty sure we can't as well.
J1hill33 12
why not?
ritbbehindu 0
I don't know, can we?
Hidan_fml 0
Lawsuit? Maybe, since it was assault. Damages? Ummm, to what? His face?
J1hill33 12
haha I dont know. maybe
austinkiser 3
why sue it didn't scar him or her they are well enough to post so no about suing and if you people did something wrong u want someone to sue u over something little
rjnorton84 0
Public humiliation, lost wages if his face was swollen and he couldn't show at work, and well if you're in America you can probably say you fear for your life whenever you're outside and get damages for that. At least the cops should be involved, it is assault. P.S.- I didn't ask if you wanted to say it, I said "can" you. Unless you're mute, you CAN. Jerks. :p