Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML
Today, I meant to surprise my boyfriend by baking him a cake. When I took it out of the oven, I realized I had accidentally used salt instead of sugar. He tried to eat it anyway, and ended up spitting chunks of it out all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, as I watched my boyfriend bake cookies, I said he was "domesticated." He looked at me like I'd just pissed on his mother's grave and has been cold and distant all evening. What the fuck? It's a compliment, you dick. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, I baked my boyfriend his favorite cookies for his birthday. Well, I tried. I followed the recipe, but they somehow turned out diamond hard. When he tried to bite into one, he chipped a tooth. Instead of being mad, he laughed and said, “At least you tried.” Now I’m stuck with inedible cookies and a dentist's bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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tj4234 36
Well he did tell you that's what he wanted...
Mads_1234 28
Wow. Your boyfriend is a bit ungrateful, huh. He could've at least said thank you for making them, even if he didn't want them.
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jal0320 3
I would have done the same thing he did. I make icing just for the icing. Screw the rest of it.
amifaiyaz 12
More cupcakes for you!
abirdgotshot 13
My boyfriend asked for cupcakes today, and i made it with icing and topping. But he only ate the cupcake and the toppings, saying he had enough icing. Are you stealing my boyfriend? I know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my boyfriend go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ice you.
simplysarcastics 26
That was real nice of you but he did say thats all he wanted. Sometimes extra effort is not needed when it isn't going to be appreciated. Next time just give him the whole box of icing.
ApollosMyth 22
Why mess up perfectly good icing? She could just hide it for herself.
Metthew 15
It's true he said he only wanted icing, but then he should've gotten off his butt to either get some himself, or stop you in the process of making the cupcakes..
CrimsonAmaryllis 18
Keep the cupcakes to yourself, and give him the mixing bowl you used for icing? Win win.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Give the cupcakes to someone that cares. As for the icing give it to him and let him get a stomach ache from it. Lesson learned.
Sal506 8
He's an ASS.
ohgeejosee 19
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!