Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML
Today, I meant to surprise my boyfriend by baking him a cake. When I took it out of the oven, I realized I had accidentally used salt instead of sugar. He tried to eat it anyway, and ended up spitting chunks of it out all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, as I watched my boyfriend bake cookies, I said he was "domesticated." He looked at me like I'd just pissed on his mother's grave and has been cold and distant all evening. What the fuck? It's a compliment, you dick. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, I baked my boyfriend his favorite cookies for his birthday. Well, I tried. I followed the recipe, but they somehow turned out diamond hard. When he tried to bite into one, he chipped a tooth. Instead of being mad, he laughed and said, “At least you tried.” Now I’m stuck with inedible cookies and a dentist's bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
tj4234 36
Well he did tell you that's what he wanted...
Mads_1234 28
Wow. Your boyfriend is a bit ungrateful, huh. He could've at least said thank you for making them, even if he didn't want them.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (96)
tararochelle 18
If that's all he wanted that's fine. He could have been a little more thankful for the thought, though.
djxerxes9000 18
Fair enough
zahra_786 19
This reminds me of my 4 year old cousin. Any time there is a birthday cake with icing, she'll peel it all off and eat just that and leave nothing but the sponge part for everyone else. I'm craving icing now. And cake..
Enslaved 38
No one in my family eats chocolate except me, so whenever there's a mixed cake, they'll all just eat the top vanilla half and leave the rest. I like the chocolate part but that's not all I want but all that's left. :P
hallix 21
This all could've been solved had you put it on your nipples instead.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Your comment made me lol and I'm going through hard times right now. Thanks for cheering me up.
alittler 4
I like the way you think! lol
Enslaved 38
"It’s not even my birthday But he wanna lick the icing off" Hey, more cake for you, right? :P sorry your boyfriend seems ungrateful. He could have at least thanked you for the icing he did get.
appelflap 22
Sounds like he truly is... The icing on the cake!
newburton13 26
Did you seriously just go through the comments to correct people who said cake instead of cupcake?
newburton13 26
You gotta listen more, honey.
RoseBlack123 37
Wow. I mean yeah he did say he just wanted icing, but that was rude to return the cake.
dbt88 15
It's still cake, just in cup form
sammy_b_with_e 7
The man just wanted icing! Yea, he should have said thanks.... But u can't be upset if the man eats what he originally wanted and left what he didn't want.
Marblecakelolz 11
Men: Less complicated than we make them out to be.