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By lonely - 15/07/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
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sean616 3

that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...

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jchansfan 0

Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/

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pandamaddox 0

what would one do with such letters? I mean, any love notes and such I've ever gotten are locked away and I don't really show them to anyone so I don't see the point. :/

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jchansfan 0

Do you get a refund if their love letters suck? :P

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hk_fml 9

Why OP?? Seriously, in this day and age with the internet, you could easily find someone to bang you.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

That'd be great if getting banged cured girls' loneliness. Unfortunately, indiscriminate stranger-banging usually makes lonely girls just feel more lonely. That's why those corset-ripping novels are so popular; the sexy hunk's relationship with the Mary Sue heroine allows the reader to feel vicariously wooed *as well as* sexed-up for awhile. It's emotional ****-- you know, like Twilight is to girls with domination fantasies. :o ;)

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Charlie194 0

It's really not that hard to find a gf/bf now :/ just get facebook and get out there.

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musicrox1818 0

#8 so what if it's in exchange for money at least someones not lonely

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jchansfan 0

I don't get how an insincere note from someone who doesn't actually care about you, but just about your money can cure lonliness... She might as well just write the notes herself, it's cheaper and has virtually the same effect... =/

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dm101 0

I'm lonely too, we can send eachother love notes for free.

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musicrox1818 0

lmao writing love notes to yourself is depressing instead of writing love notes to yourself get a diary or something

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justsayfuck 5

What's up with all the 'I'm lonely FML's' lately?

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jchansfan 0

The "My life is pathetic/pityparty" FMLs where the OP just degrades themselves and showcases their patheticness annoy me so much. But yeah, lately they're really pushing the "lonely", usually it's just implied, not straight up spelt out "I'M LONELY"... lmao... Ugh... I don't get why anyone thinks we want to read about how lonely/pathetic they are. Aren't the stories supposed to be somewhat interesting/unique?

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