Money: You kinda deserved that one

You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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hk_fml 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:43

oh come on. How many of you guys ignore the hobo when you walk down the street? A lot of them buy drugs and booze with it anyway

d101_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:48

Bloody homeless people, spending their money on drugs and alcohol!!!.......Exactly what I do with my money. What do you expect them to do with your spare change? Save up, buy a coffee table from Ikea to go in their cardboard living room???

Comments

KingAwesome 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:00

This is why when someone asks me if I have spare change, I say "sure do" and nonchalantly walk away.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:06

Oh shut up about freaking karma. If he doesn't want to give the guys change, what's he gonna do? Pull a number #11? Roll his eyes and walk away (which is what I do) ? Both of those things are certainly ruder than just pretending you have nothing to give...

StuffHappens 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:17

Debit FTW!!11

Vincere_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:18

Honesty always lasts the longest. Just say yes and keep walking if you don't want to give it.

Reyson_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:04

They can ask for spare change and you can say no, thing is, if you want that change, or you will be using it for something, its not spare change. You or your family member earned that money so you don't HAVE to give it to anyone. Do not feel bad.

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:05

So what? I don't care if you had a hundred dollars on you. I work hard for the money I make to take care of me and my family. I know that people fall on hard times, but I've always felt that if you can stand out on the street holding a cup or sign that you can stand behind a broom or mop and make an honest living. Hell, it's sad to say, but some of those peeps make more money than I do, AND it's tax free. I stopped giving out change also because they don't know how to say thank you. Screw them. However, watch your step next time.

vincentchase 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:20

bitch

Emika_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 12:38

So my question would be: after you dropped all your change, did it matter enough to get down on the ground and pick it all up, or did you leave it there?