Today, my endometriosis has reached stage 4 and has spread to many organs, including my colon. My constipation got so bad that my Apple Watch told me it was time to stand up. FML
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Today, I have severe endometriosis and it's severely damaged my bowels. I was on a bus, and we got stuck in a traffic jam. The bus was delayed by 40 minutes and whilst I was stuck on it, I pooped myself. An old lady gave me a shawl to hide the damage. FML
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML
Today, I’m at the stage of my life where a normal bowel movement is practically a cause for celebration. FML
Today, I had planned to do a twenty-minute colon cleanse enema for weight loss. Instead, I woke up in the middle of the night with uncontrollable diarrhea that’s still going strong. Eight hours and counting. FML
Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, the medication I’ve been taking has caused me to become constipated for so long I'm now unable to go, because all my poop is a solid mass in my bowels no stool softener can touch. So a surgeon is either going up my ass with a hose and a spoon, or cutting open my stomach to remove it. FML
Today, I learned that the IBS that several doctors have been misdiagnosing me with for 10 years is actually IBD, which is not only infinitely worse, but it's gotten to the point where surgery might be in my immediate future. FML
Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
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Susan Yee 9
Wow.. didn’t know it could go that bad, I thought Endo only grew around the reproduction organs area.
RichardPencil 32
"Stand Upl" is just a euphemism -- they're working on defecation advisor. It'll be called the Crap App.
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RichardPencil 32
"Stand Upl" is just a euphemism -- they're working on defecation advisor. It'll be called the Crap App.
JamieLane 1
Even if you have surgery it keeps growing back....
Smgreene 15
Mine was 3/4 way around colon and starting down my leg. It is a bitch. Stupid endo. Sorry op.
Susan Yee 9
Wow.. didn’t know it could go that bad, I thought Endo only grew around the reproduction organs area.
LostSoul 20
NO. I have lumps from endo in my arms and legs.
Auburn_flame 8
unfortunately not. mine has grown on my bowel and bladder as well.
stormy0307 16
My wife has it on some ligaments and on her bladder in addition to her reproductive organs.
childlessmother 16
Glad I had surgery! That would seriously suck.
DrSamba 7
As someone who was married to not one, but two women with endometriosis, you have my deepest sympathy. It truly sucks.
boredgirl_02 14
Sorry, I know your pain. Had one of my Fallopian tubes removed cause of endo. When it spreads does an endo specialist help the best or do others notice you have to go to multiple doctors?