You gotta be kidding me

By KnowledgableEx - 10/11/2016 12:42 - United States - Baltimore

Spicy
Today, my ex-girlfriend from several years ago texted me. We were having a pleasant conversation until she asked me to give advice. Apparently, her current boyfriend is incapable of talking dirty, fingering, and other sexual aspects. She asked me to give him advice and pointers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 596
You deserved it 1 183

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I think "go **** yourself" would be the appropriate response. Both as advice and as a general response to her inconsiderate question.

Well, did you tell her? Ya can't leave the story unfinished!

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At least she thought you were good enough to give advice.

Tell her you'll explain techniques first and then demonstrate them to him on her. That should shock her enough to shut her down. Or get you into a bigger mess.

On one hand, it's flattery. On the other (bigger) hand, it's ****** up. Good time to tell her to **** off.

BabyCakes818 16

I must say it's the thought that counts. She could have gone to anyone with that request and she chose you.

If people were honest with their partners and told them what they wanted sexually then this wouldn't be an issue. It's not that hard, giggity, and it would be less awkward than the awful sex that's happening.

rldostie 19

It all depends how and why you guys broke up. If it was a nasty break up instigated by her, then this is beyond ****** up. Even if it wasn't, this is still a little weird. On the bright side, at least you're doing something right and she remembers your talents fondly. And probably often.

SKYstlimit 11

take it as a compliment, she wanted better sex and thought of you, I doubt you're the only other person she's slept with but apparently you're who comes to mind when she thinks of good sex and fingering and dirty talk